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Title: Alternate Computer Definitions
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ALTERNATE COMPUTER DEFINITIONS - II
MEMORY CARD : Used to cheat on tests
DOT MATRIX : Tom Matrix's wife
FLOPPY DISK : Causes a bad back
DISC OPERATING SYSTEM : What the doc uses to fix your floppy disc
SUPERCONDUCTORS : Glenn Miller, Doc Sevrernsen, Lawrence Welk
MOTHERBOARD : Source of all toothpicks
MULTICASTING : Two actors taking turns playing a part in a play
MICROFICHE : Tiny fish used for bait
DOWNTIME : Period of depression
CLONES : Two guys in the circus in funny suits
ROM : Good to mix with Coca Cola.
RAM : Lamb's daddy
ETHERNET : What the doc puts on your face in surgery to make you asleep
BROWSER : Fella reading PLAYBOY in the drug store
SERVER : Gal in restaurant that brings your food
WEBSITE : Where spiders catch flies
CACHE: Needed when your credit cards max out and you have no food stamps
CODING : Illegal drug that makes you high
NEWSGROUP : Women gossiping
HOMEPAGE : Place in the newspaper with houses for sale
PLUG-IN : Push the end of the TV cord into the wall
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