The other day I went to the local religious book store, where       
 I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it 
 and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. 
 What an uplifting experience followed.  
 
 I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in 
 thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. 
 That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love 
 Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must 
 REALLY love the lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window 
 and yelled, "Jesus Christ!!" as loud as he could. It was like a 
 football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST,GO!!!"  
 
 Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and 
 waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been 
 a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling 
 something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with 
 only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
 
 I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed,
 looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian
 good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good 
 luck sign back. 
 
 Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and 
 yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, 
 "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from 
 Florida, too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people 
 were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their 
 cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just 
 then I noticed that the light had changed, and stepped on the gas. 
 And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across 
 the intersection. I looked back at them standing there.
 
 I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the
 Hawaiian good luck sign, as I drove away. 
 
 Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
 
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