A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures
 on the sea.  The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook,
 and an eye patch.
 
 The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"  
 
 The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept 
 overboard into a school of sharks.  Just as my men were pulling me 
 out, a shark bit my leg off" 
 
 "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
 
 "Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were
 battling the other sailors with swords.  One of the enemy cut my hand
 off."
 
 "Incredible!" remarked the seaman.  "How did you get the eyepatch"?
 
 "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost
 your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. 
 
 "Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
 
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