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Have you people been watching the OJ trial?  Here's the newly
 passed regulations in California that will help prevent future
 trials like OJ's.
 
 A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS 
 
 372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer
 hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational 
 and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.
 
 372.02 - Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. 
 The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited. 
 
 372.03 - The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is 
 prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in
 reverse.  If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, 
 the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle 
 should proceed to the nearest car wash.
 
 372.04 - It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from 
 a power boat, helicopter or fixed-wing aircraft.
 
 372.05 - It is unlawful to shout "Whiplash!", "Ambulance!", or "Free 
 Scotch!" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
 
 372.06 - It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within one hundred (100) 
 yards of BMW, Porsche, or Mercedes dealerships, except on Wednesday 
 afternoons.
 
 372.07 - It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within two hundred (200) 
 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or 
 hospitals.no fair, that's their stompin' grounds!
 
 372.08 - If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary 
 to have a license to hunt, trap or possess same.
 
 372.09 - It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a
 reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant 
 for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
 
 372.10 -      Bag Limits Per Day
 
 Yellow Bellied sidewinders         2 
 Two-faced Tortfeasors              1 
 Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators   3 
 Horn Rimmed cut-throats            2
 Honest Attorneys  PROTECTED (ENDANGERED SPECIES) oxymoron ^^^^^^^^^^>

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Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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