Perhaps you missed the newpaper yesterday?  We can help!  Here are a
 few of the headlines that you may have missed...
 
 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
 
 Marv Albert Gets Pink Slip
 
 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 
 Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
 
 New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
 
 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
 
 Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 
 Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
 
 Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
 
 British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
 
 Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
 
 Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
 
 New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
 
 Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
 
 Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
 
 Air Head Fired
 
 Steals Clock, Faces Time
 
 Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
 
 Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
 
 Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
 
 Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
 
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