These incredible quotes come straight off the bathroom wall........
 
 If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
 -Revolution Books. New York, New York.
 
 God is dead.-Nietzsche
 Nietzsche is dead.-God
 -The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
 
 To do is to be.-Descartes
 To be is to do.-Voltaire
 Do be do be do.-Frank Sinatra
 -Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.
 
 Beauty is only a light switch away.
 -Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.
 
 I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
 -Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
 
 If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
 get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
 -Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.
 
 Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
 -Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
 
 God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
 -The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.
 
 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 -The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
 
 No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
 putting up with her shit.
 -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
 
 At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
 -Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
 
 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
 -Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
 
 Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
 -Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
 
 A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going 
 to have trouble with it.
 -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
 
 JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
 -Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.
 
 If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
 Congress!
 -Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.
 
 From: Michelle

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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