The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
 
 12> "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
 
 11> "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
 
 10> "So -- what are you wearing?"
 
  9> "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"
 
  8> "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals,
      Cap'n."
 
  7> "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
      Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
 
  6> "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
      a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
 
  5> "I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that."
 
  4> "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
 
  3> "Hold on a second...  Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
 
  2> "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
 
 
 and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...
 
 
  1> "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."
 
 
 From: Dave

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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