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>* Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
>* COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
>* Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
>* 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
>* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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>* Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
>* My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
>* C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
>* C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
>* <-------- The information went data way -------->
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>* Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
>* The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones
> in.
>* BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
>* The name is Baud......, James Baud.
>* BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
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>* Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
>* C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
>* Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
>* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
>* As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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>* Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
>* Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
>* E Pluribus Modem
>* ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>* Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
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>* A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
>* An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
>* CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
>* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
>* A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
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>* 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
>* Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
>* Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
>* SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
>* Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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>* Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
>* RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
>* Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
>* All computers wait at the same speed.
>* DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate
> errors.
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>* Press -- to continue ...
>* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
>* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
>* ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
>* E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
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>* Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
>* All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
>* Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>* "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
>* DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
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>* Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
>* Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
>* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
>* Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
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Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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