A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at 
 the bar.  After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes 
 over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted 
 with you for a while?"
 
 She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep
 with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
 
 Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and
 he slinks back to his table.
 
 After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.  She 
 smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm 
 a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond 
 to embarrassing situations."
 
 To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 
 $200?"
 
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