Title: Alternate Computer Definitions
      
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 ALTERNATE COMPUTER DEFINITIONS - II
      
      
      
              MEMORY CARD : Used to cheat on tests
      
             DOT MATRIX : Tom Matrix's wife 
      
             FLOPPY DISK : Causes a bad back
      
             DISC OPERATING SYSTEM : What the doc uses to fix your floppy disc
      
             SUPERCONDUCTORS : Glenn Miller, Doc Sevrernsen, Lawrence Welk
      
             MOTHERBOARD : Source of all  toothpicks
      
             MULTICASTING : Two actors taking turns playing a part in a play
      
             MICROFICHE : Tiny fish used for bait 
      
             DOWNTIME : Period of depression
      
             CLONES : Two guys in the  circus in funny suits
      
             ROM : Good to mix with Coca  Cola.  
      
             RAM :  Lamb's daddy
      
             ETHERNET : What the doc puts on your face in surgery to make you asleep
      
             BROWSER : Fella reading PLAYBOY in the drug store
      
             SERVER : Gal in restaurant that brings your food
      
             WEBSITE : Where spiders catch flies
      
             CACHE: Needed when your credit cards max out and you have no food stamps
      
             CODING : Illegal drug that makes you high
      
             NEWSGROUP : Women gossiping
      
             HOMEPAGE : Place in the newspaper with houses for sale
      
             PLUG-IN : Push the end of the TV cord into the wall
      
      
 From: Karen

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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