>*  Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
 >*  COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
 >*  Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 
 >*  2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 >*  Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
 > 
 >*  Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
 >*  My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features. 
 >*  C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
 >*  C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN
 >*  <-------- The information went data way -------->
 > 
 >*  Best file compression around:  "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
 >*  The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones 
 >     in. 
 >*  BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
 >*  The name is Baud......, James Baud.
 >*  BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 
 > 
 >*  Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
 >*  C:\  Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 
 >*   Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
 >*  Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"   
 >*  As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.   
 > 
 >*  Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
 >*  Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. 
 >*  E Pluribus Modem
 >*  ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
 >*  Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 
 > 
 >*  A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. 
 >*  An error? Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.
 >*  CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? 
 >*  Does fuzzy logic tickle?
 >*  A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.   
 > 
 >*  11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
 >*  Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
 >*  Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 
 >*  SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
 >*  Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? 
 > 
 >*  Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. 
 >*  RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
 >*  Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... 
 >*  All computers wait at the same speed.
 >*  DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate
 >   errors. 
 > 
 >*  Press -- to continue ...
 >*  Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 
 >*  Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... 
 >*  ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
 >*  E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 
 > 
 >*  Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
 >*  All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 >*  Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
 >*  "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 
 >*  DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
 > 
 >*  Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS 
 >*  Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
 >*  Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 
 >*  Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. 
 >
 >
 >
 
 
 

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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