A local business was looking for office help.  They put a sign in the
 window, stating the following:  "HELP WANTED.  Must be able to type,
 must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.  We are an Equal
 Opportunity Employer." 
 
 A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the
 sign and went inside.  He looked at the receptionist and wagged
 his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. 
 
 Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager.  The
 office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the
 least.  However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into
 the office.  Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the
 manager.  
 
 The manager said "I can't hire you.  The sign says you have to be able
 to type."  The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded
 to type out a perfect letter.  He took out the page and trotted over
 to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.  
 
 The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have
 to be good with a computer."  The dog jumped down again and went to
 the computer.  The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect
 program, that worked flawlessly the first time. 
 
 By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded!  He looked at
 the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog
 and have some interesting abilities.  However, I *still* can't
 give you the job."  
 
 The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his
 paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity
 Employer.  The manager said "yes, but the sign *also* says that
 you have to be bilingual."  
 
 The dog looked at the manager calmly and said,  "Meow!"
 
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