A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's
 stopped in traffic and thinks, "wow, this traffic seems worse than
 usual, we're not even moving."
 
 He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between
 the cars and he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer,
 what's the hold up."
 
 "O.J. just found out the verdict, he's all depressed.  He's lying down
 in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself
 in gasoline and light himself on fire.  He just doesn't have millions
 of dollars for the Goldmans.  I'm walking around taking up a
 collection for him."
 
 The man says,"oh really, how much have you got so far."
 
 "So far....ten gallons."
 
 From: Jokelist

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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