What did you donate? A lousy $1,000 Bucks?!
Look, this is a big businessman here. The Rock Quarry Corporation "donated" 10 times the amount of your measly little donation, dividing it equally among their friends on the Board of Supes.

And though the Supes told the 200 or so angry and concerned citizens at a public meeting that they don't take bribes officially...just who do you think you are expecting service at your crummy little water well for a few lousy bucks?!

Try Again, One More Time!