ME: Well, given that in this local spatial unit of allocation of this universe as viewed through the relative frame that we are using, time appears to progress in a forwards direction at a relatively constant rate, and on this local unit of division of this planetary body, the predominant sentient form of life which I am currently interacting with on the relative level that you can perceive and comprehend has allocated progressive units to represent the nomenclature of the progressive flow of time, the "time" is... (consult watch and insert time here).