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The Tupperware god
stopped to observe;
the silverware god
was preparing to serve.
Discord and harmony
argued like normal.
They fought over who
got control of each mortal.
A gaggle of food gods
were waiting their chance,
the Tupperware god kept them
safe from the ants.
The fly god was also
called into play,
in place of the bug god,
who was busy that day.
The bird god decided
to join in the fun,
and in so doing
caused the ant god to run.
The water god sat
impatient in a glass;
so the wind god spilled him,
and watered some grass.
The furniture god
guarded each folding chair,
as the mortals relaxed
and enjoyed the spring air.
One human decided
the day was fantastic,
and thanked all the odd gods
for the wonderful picnic.
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