There were three nuns at the chapels that want to take a break on the
weekend and have fun on the town.  The father first rejected the request,
but after much pleading, the father agreed with one condition, and that is
when the nuns come back, they have to confess to him what happen over the
weekend.

The three nuns went out for the weekend and came back on Monday.  All
three were in the chapel and one of the nun approach the father.

Father: "Would you like to confess sins?"

The nun noded.

Nun: "Father, over the weekend, I went to watch a R-rated movie.  Please
forgive me."

The father gazed up in silence to the heaven for two minutes, and then
said to the nun, "Sister, you are forgiven.  Go and drink of the Holy
Water."

One of the nun was noticeably smiling standing in the back, trying not to
laugh.

The second nun approached the father, and said, "Father, over the weekend,
I dress in common cloth and danced with people.  Please forgive me."

The father gazed up in silence to the heaven for four minutes, and then
said to the nun, "Sister, you are forgiven.  Go and drink of the Holy
Water."

The smiling nun in the back bursted out laughing after hearing the second
confession.  The father was puzzled.

Father: "Sister, do you have something to confess?  Have you sin more then
your sisters?"

By this time, the nun was laughing in tears, and was only able to say,
"Father....(laugh)...please forgive me, for I......pee in the Holy Water!"


From: Hank