>*  Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
>*  COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
>*  Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 
>*  2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
>*  Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
> 
>*  Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
>*  My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features. 
>*  C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
>*  C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN
>*  <-------- The information went data way -------->
> 
>*  Best file compression around:  "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
>*  The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones 
>     in. 
>*  BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
>*  The name is Baud......, James Baud.
>*  BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 
> 
>*  Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
>*  C:\  Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 
>*   Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
>*  Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"   
>*  As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.   
> 
>*  Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
>*  Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. 
>*  E Pluribus Modem
>*  ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>*  Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 
> 
>*  A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. 
>*  An error? Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.
>*  CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? 
>*  Does fuzzy logic tickle?
>*  A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.   
> 
>*  11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
>*  Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
>*  Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 
>*  SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
>*  Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? 
> 
>*  Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. 
>*  RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
>*  Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... 
>*  All computers wait at the same speed.
>*  DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate
>   errors. 
> 
>*  Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
>*  Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 
>*  Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... 
>*  ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
>*  E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 
> 
>*  Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
>*  All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
>*  Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>*  "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 
>*  DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
> 
>*  Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS 
>*  Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
>*  Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 
>*  Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. 
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