WAYS TO REJECT PICK-UP LINES
1.   Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
   Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
    Woman: "No thanks.  There's already one asshole in there."

4. Man: "Want to Dance?"
   Woman: "No, thank you."
   Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

5.  Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."
    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too.

6. Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
   Woman: "Female impersonator.

7. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
   Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"

8.  A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with 
"Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and 
said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

9.  Two young dudes are striding down the street and and one glances 
at a girl who has just walked by.  She turns around and sneers at 
him, "What are you looking at?" His friend comes to the rescue:  "He 
thought you  were good looking.  Man, was he was mistaken!"

10. "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

11. Guy:  "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same 
reason!" 
    Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

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