BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY
   -Perkins Library. Duke University

IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL 
GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES..
   - Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C..

IF CLINTON WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR 
ICE..
   -Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia

REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?"  IT'S, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
   - Rest  Stop off Route 81, West Virginia

BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS
   - On the bottom of the stall door,  women's bathroom, Broad Ripple 
Brew Pub, Indianapolis

ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB..
   - Women's restroom. Cincinatti

I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY..
    - Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont..

FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY..
   - The Bayou, Baton  Rouge, LA

NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND
TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER SHIT..
   - Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE..
   - written in the dust on the back of a bus.  Wickenburg, AZ

IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL..
   - Revolution Books, NY

A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT..
   - Women's restroom, Dallas, TX

JESUS SAVES!  BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE 
INVESTED..
   - Mens restroom, American University

IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
CONGRESS..
   - Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C..



From: Michelle