This jokes comes from Tracy at Rockwell International, I guess
they're real busy down in Alabama...
              
A 76 year old man went to the doctor for a sperm count.  The doctor
gave him a jar with a lid on it and told the old man to bring him
back a sample.

The man returned in about three hours with an empty jar.  The doc
looked at him and said, "Where's the sample?"  The old man looked
at the doc and said, "Well, it's like this doc.  I tried it with
my left hand, I tried it with my right hand.  My wife tried with
her left hand and she tried it with her right hand.  She even
tried it with her teeth in and her teeth out and we couldn't get
the damn jar open.

... National Healthcare: medicine with postal efficiency & IRS compassion.
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