PLEASE INDICATE ANY WORKSHOPS YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING:
SELF IMPROVEMENT WORKSHOPS:
____   Creative Suffering
____  Overcoming Peace of Mind
____  You and Your Birthmark
____  Guilt Without Sex
____  The Primal Shrug
____  Ego Gratification Through Violence
____  Holding Your Child's Attention Through Guilt and Fear.
____  Dealing with Post Self-realization Depression
____  Whining Your Way to Alienation
____  How to Overcome Self-doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation
BUSINESS & CAREER WORKSHOPS:
____  Money Can Make You Rich
____  Talking Good: How you can Improve your Speech and Get a Better Job
____  I Made $100 in Real-estate
____  Packaging and selling Your Child: Parents Guide to the Porn Market
____  Career Opportunities in Iran or Iraq
____  How to Profit From Your Body
____  Under-achievers Guide to very Small Business Opportunities
____  Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
____  Tax Shelters for the Indigent
____  Looters Guide to American Cities
HOME ECONOMICS WORKSHOPS:
____  How You Can Convert Your Family Room into a Garage
____  How to cultivate Viruses from your Refrigerator
____  Burglar-proof Your Home With Concrete
____  Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
____  Sinus Drainage at Home
____  101 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner
____  The Repair and Maintenance of Your Sanity
____  How to Convert Your Wheelchair Into a Dune-Buggy
____  What to do with Your Conversation Piece
HEALTH AND FITNESS WORKSHOPS :		
____  Creative Tooth Decay           	
____  Exorcism and Acne                
____  The Joys of Hypochondria			
____  High Fiber Sex					
____  Suicide and your Health			
____  Bio-feedback And How to Stop It		
____  Skate your Way to Regularity			
____  Understanding Nudity				
CRAFT WORKSHOPS:
____  How To Draw Genitals
____  Needlecraft for Junkies
____  Cuticle Crafts
____  Gifts For The Senile
____  Bonsai Your Pet
____  Mexico Guide to Bad Taste
____  Mobiles with Fetishes
____  Optional Body Functions


From: Ray