Chapter#9 HeistPart#1 The Windmill's Dead!: It'll still be night time when your emerge into Windy. Go down to the post and up the nice path, you'll see that Mrs. Bee has been squished by a big piece of windmill. Go further up and through the remains of the windmill and go up the mountain. If you've killed all the worms, you should have nothing to worry about while going up. At the top Conker will finally notice that the windmill is gone. He was sure that was the final level too. Than Rodent will come out of the remains and tell Conker about his collision with the windmill. After the cutscene, go into the remains and into the door. You'll find yourself at the other side of the bridge that you were unable to cross. Go out a little and you'll run into the boss weasel once again. He has run otta money from the whole "Bomb Run" bit. And needs another favor from Conker. Than Berri comes up in a black trench coat, a black shirt, black pants, a leather belt, and sunglasses. To be more specific, that cool black suit from "The Matrix". Conker compliments her on her cloths, and she finally forgives him. The weasel boss needs them to rob the Federal Reserve Bank. He'll do on one condition, if he gets a suit as cool as Berri's! It's a deal and Conker gets the suit. Now, head into the bank's revolving doors. Part#2 Enter The Vertex: Yes, this is the games Matrix parody as you may have guessed. Conker will enter carrying a leather bag and put it on the conveyor belt. Than he'll walk through the metal detector. Which'll go off. The weasel guard will tell him to put any metallic objects in the tray. The alarm goes off and Conker punches the weasel before clearing out the room. Berri will shot the last guard. They reunite, and it is time to go for it. Run forward onto one of the CS buttons (which are behind the pillars), when you hear the weasels shout amoung themselves, press B to go into "The good old matrix leap". Shoot the weasels before you land. If you fail to, try again. Don't even bother to go past the blue lazers. If you don't know the controls for "The good old matrix leap", then go on over to the good old Basic Controls page. After you have cleared out the weasels, another set will come. After they are gone, you'll veiw a cutscene where Berri shuts off the four blue lazers. There are more sets of pillars with more blue lazers down the hall. The number of weasels increase with each set of pillars. There is still two sets with each pair of pillars also. There is also a cutscene after each clearing, mostly slow-motion parodies, such as Conker dodging the bullets through flips. When you are to the end, Conker and Berri will take the elevator up. You'll both emerge into the room outside the vault, which is practically blue lazers. Berri will simply walk over and turn off the lazers, and the safe will open. Head inside. You'll both appear in the vault, which has a bunch of cash wads bouncing about. You'll need to whack and pick-up three of them before the "Sometime later..." screen appears. Conker will be exuasted from all of the money collecting. He'll then discover he is a millionare! His celebration will be cut short when Berri points out that the Fabled Panther King is sitting right behind him. He'll pay the weasel boss for bringing them to him. This is along cutscene where the weasel boss shots Berri with a tommy gun, the king gets the professor out to put Conker in place, then an Alien creature bursts from his through. It is another creation of the proffesor who's name is Heinrich, and looks like and alien from the movie "Aliens". At this point, the boss weasel leave for his sake. The proffesor will take the place into orbit, then order Heinrich to kill you! Go up and pull the switch under the dead king's chair. It'll open the airlock and suck out the king's corpse along with his chair. A door will open at the back of the room, it contains a yellow spacesuit. Run into it! Part#3 The Vault: Conker will step out of the misty inclosure inside the spacesuit to find Heinrich clawing at Berri's corpse. Conker responds to this by saying, "Get away from her you bitch!" Then Berri's corpse is sucked out into space. Then the proffesor is sucked out soon after. Only leaving you and Heinrich to fight! If you don't know the controls for the spacesuit, go to the Basic Controls page. Go forward to Heinrich. He has two attacks, tail whip, and bite. To dodge the tail whip, jump. To dodge the bite, duck. When you get the chance, punch him rapidly to go into an upper-cut and punch him out. When he's down, go behind him and grab his tail. Not the very end! Just behind him. Rotate the controlstick to swing him round and round. To you gamers who have played "Super Mario 64", this should look very familier! You have to toss him out the air lock. Toss him out only when he stops scratching the floor with his claws. When he's tossed, he'll grab onto the side and leap back in. Repeat this to more times andthe games beaten! Wanna hear some tips? Okay! When you toss him and miss, he'll hit the wall. Then he'll get pissed off and charge at you! To avoid the charge, jump high! He also moves during battle. Avoid backing into a corner, or he'll jump over your head and land little ways away. And you should use your common sense to keep away from the airlock, as it will suck you out too! Try to make Heinrich back toward the airlock. If you grab him here, it will be very easy to toss him out! Sometimes Heinrich will dodge your punches. This problem is easily solved by ducking his bites. He'll bump his head on your suit and shake the pain off. When he does so, this is your chance to get your daily punches in. This final battle is a little easier then the last fight with Bowser in "Super Mario 64". So, it shouldn't take very many tries before you beat the game. Part#4 End Cutscene: This is the only part in the game I won't spoil! You have to see the ending yourself! Sorry to disappoint you end goers. When I say end goers, I mean people who look through walkthroughs just to see the ending of the game. And for you people who were just using this walkthrough for help when you were stuck, I didn't want to make this game pointless to beat if you already knew the ending! If the game didn't satisfy you, then play the muliplayer mode! It rocks! So, I'll just use this part to express my taunting hatred for "Clangs Lair" and the near end of "Count Down." Right, now here I go! THE CLANGS IN "CLANGS LAIR" ARE SUCH STUPID BASTARDS THAT ONE OF THEM GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH! ALSO, THE TEDIZ ARE SUCH STUPID BASTARDS THAT ONE OF THEM TRIPPED OVER THE CORD OF A CORDLESS PHONE! ONE TIME A TEDIZ TOOK A BLOOD TEST AND FAILED! MEANWHILE, A CLANG TOOK A I.Q. TEST AND CAME BACK NEGITIVE! AHHHHH!!!! AND AHHHHH!!!! AGAIN!(Runs into a Satan church and cries, "Beam me up Jesus!" The worshippers in red cloaks take out little red daggers and charge while hissing. Then I run out of the church and started to bang my head against the side of a house. Then I go to live in a van down by the river. I back into a corner of the van with a rifle in my hands. Then I hear country music! I loaded the rifle and charged outside shouting, "The devil is singing!" I find the radio and shoot it.) Well, enough of that sh*t. I'll be ending this walkthrough now. |