Multi

When you go into this option, Conker will go into a backroom with wine kegs in it. Each wine keg has a diffrent Multiplayer game in it. When you go to a keg, there will be two options, "Play" and "Set-up". In the "Race" game though, there are two buttons where the play button would go. "Race A" and "Race B". I'll tell you what the deal about that is later on. Same thing with the "War" and "death match games.



Set-up

There are diffrent set-up options in all the game's set-ups. Most of them appear through out all of the set-ups. Well, here they are!

  • AI: Set the computers to these difficulties; Inbred, Crap, Normal, Bastard, and Einstein. Inbred is the easiest, while Einstein is the hardest.
  • Radar: Turn the radar on, or off. As you may know, the radar gives away the other players locations. Very useful!
  • Stopwatch: Set the time limit obviously! If you set a number of lives, then the time will be set to unlimited.
  • Lives: Set the number of lives everyone gets obviously! If you set a time limit, then your lives will be set to unlimited.
  • Score: Set the number of points you need to have in order to win!
  • Moneybag: Set the number of moneybags you need to get in order to win! This option is available only in the "Heist" game.
  • Kills: Set the number of enemys you need to kill in order to win! This option is available only in the "Death Match" game.
  • Laps: Set the number of laps you need to complete in order to win! This option is available in the "Race" game obviously.
  • Turret: Give the control of the tank's turret to your tankmate. This option is only available in the "Tank" game.

    Pause Screen

    When you pause while playing a game here, you can decide whether to quit the game, or play on. What I hate about the quit option, is that if I'm playing against a poor sport, he'll usually just quit when I'm being "too hard". Don't you just hate that all of you fellow game experts out there!?

    Also on the pause screen, you'll veiw your status of how you're doing at this game. Here are the diffrent status!

  • Player's Ranking
  • Player's Accuracy
  • Number Of Players Player's Killed
  • Number Of Headshots Player Has Pulled Off
  • Number Of Times Player Has Died

    Selecting Players

    When you select play, or play options according to "War" and "Race", or Death Match. You'll come to a screen where the human players get to press Start to join in the game. You can then sroll left and right to choose a character. There are also cheats to unlock characters as well. The games that invole teams don't le you choose the character though. The first player needs to press Start to toggle how much computer players there will be. But in the games that involve teams, you toggle to find who's team is on who's also! Then press again to begin!



    Team Games

    Here are the games that involve teams obviously.



    Beach


    Frenchies: The frenchies have to go to the tunnels under the Tediz' base in order to hop into a truck that will drive them back to Paris. Sounds easy? Not! You have to avoid the shots of the snipers, bazooka men, and the turret men. ot men, I mean Tediz! Or instead, you can run up the hill, or the tunnel, across the bridge, to the mountain, and jump on the switch to kill the Tediz! But not for good. You'll know that another frenchie is close to the switch if you hear the Tediz phone each other on their walkie-talkies. If a fellow frenchie does manage to press the switch, then run for the tunnels with the trucks while there is no gunfire! The Tediz will be dead for a short time, so run for it! Either action will earn the frenchies points. If you win, the you guys are going to Paris! Well, sort of... And one more thing! Be quick about escaping to the trucks! The Tediz have a secret weapon and there is a timer at the top of the screen telling when it will go off and... Kill you no matter what you do!

    Tediz: As Tediz, your only mission is to kill all the frenchies, keeping them away from the trucks! You'll also need to be sure that none of them press the switch and kill you! You'll know that a frenchie is near the switch if you hear a fellow Tediz phone you on your walkie-talkie. There can only be one Tediz manning the turret, while the bazooka and sniper rifle can be accesible at any time.

    Raptor


    Ugas: As you play as these cavemen, you'll soon figure that the raptors have it easier. The Ugas in this case are very hungrey and want to eat some dinosaur eggs. You have to run past the mama raptors and seal their eggs, but you'll also have to take them back to the frying pan and toss them in. At some times, you won't toss the eggs in automaticly, if this happens, press B to toss it in. With every egg you get in you get about 3 points. You can also get 1 point for killing a raptor. Be careful, as the can get points for killing you. And another point if they feed you to the baby raptor! The cavemen may not have it very easy, but they're cooler, and have a funny ending if they win! The cavemen have 3 weapons at their sides, throwing knives, bone club, and a crossbow. Use these weapons to cover the cavemen who have grabbed the eggs, and to kill off the raptors.

    Mama Raptors: The mama raptors' basic goal here is to kill off the cavemen and protect the eggs! If you have the chance, bite a caveman and feed him to your baby. Then go to the top of the cliff and you'll automaticly drop the caveman down to the baby. This will also work if you stand at a certain spot in the nest. You also need to be careful that the cavemen don't kill you. This will be over come sinse you can kill a caveman with two headbutts or just one bite! Aslso, if you don't know the controls for the raptor, go to the Basic Controls page.

    War


    Total War: The objective in this game goes for both teams and is simply to... KILL THE ENEMY! BWA HA HA HA HA! Sorry, shooting really gets me worked up. You can also take the enemys' canister and go into the central sewer area to insert the canister. You'll know that the canister for your team is gotten if you are phoned on your walkie-talkie. You'll also know that they are close to the central sewer area if the canister signal appears. Once it appears, go for a gasmask, or the central sewer area. The central sewer area will close up for saftey, while the gasmasks are in cases at each of the base that will open when the canister is inserted. You'll know that the canister is inserted when you hear the alarm goes of, and you'll have 5 seconds to go to saftey. The gas will kill ANYONE that is exposed to it. If you are outside and the canister signal appears, then, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU OUT THERE FOR? MAKE A RUN FOR A GASMASK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! Or you can drop into the sewer tunnel from outside, and run into the central area. And when you make a run for the central area, you'd better be near it, or it'll be to late and it'll close you out!

    Colors: This is basicly capture the flag, only with guns! Once you grab the flag, you'll need cover while running back to the area to put the flag. This is in the first room of your base. It's that plate thingy that you'll be seeing alot. If the enemy grabs your flag, then shoot their shi%y head off! BWA! HA HA HA HAAAAA! (Gasps for breath.) Sorry, that whole "gun issue" again. If one of your teamates grabs the enemys' flag, the cover them!The flag is located outside the tower to the turret gun's left. When you get the flag, I also suggest jumping off, and running for it! If you're hit you'll also drop the flag, you can pick it up again as it will take awhile before the flag disappears. If you wish to put down the flag, just press the good old B button and you'll put it down. It is done automaticly when you get to the metal plate.

    Solo Games

    Guess what? You play these games solo! As if you couldn't guess.



    Heist

    The weasels have been sent by their boss to rob the bank, as usual. Grab the moneybag, and run back to your safe to get it. This game is a little easier if you make there be two weasels for each color. So that when he gets the money, you can cover him. Or the other way around. There are diffrent weapons all over the bank. Why are there weapons in the federal reserve bank? I don't know! Or, you can high jump to the high ledge, go to a hole and appear at the top and be a sniper. I like to do this and use a bazooka up there. So, just keep on grabbing money bags. And if you are surronded and you are probley gonna be killed, then press B to drop the bag. When the bag is not in someone's grasp, it'll hop back to the center area where it was before. Chase it!

    Tank

    Your task is simple, kill the other tanks! You can also grab the canister in the center and go back to your base to start the alarm, and the gasing. The only safe area from the gas is the inside area of your base. Fire bombshells at you opponents, or use the pick-up items top your advantage. There is a speed boast, shield, telescopic gun sight, and a high-velocity gun barrel. Others are automatic, while others require button pressing. You can also operate the tank with a tankmate if you wish. One person controls the tank, while the other controls the tank turret. You can turn this on or off at the set-up screen. If you don't know the controls to the tank, then just mosey on over to the Basic Controls page.

    Race

    If you have beaten the "Mugged" part of the actual game, then you should be fimiliar with this game. Simply complete the amount of laps given. There are two races on the jetboard here, at "Race A" you'll play the course in the "Mugged" part. At "Race B", it is the same thing. Only the middle gate is opened to that other route. If you have been through "Mugged", then you should know what gate I'm talking about. If you don't know the controls to the jetboard, then click over to the Basic Controls page, obviously.

    Death Match

    As you may have guessed, this game is a good old fashion free for all! There are many levels to choose from. Such as the temple, which is the level "Raptor" takes place in. You also get to play as that area's ideal characters. Such as in the temple, you can choose to be either a caveman or a raptor. The ideal "Death Match" level is bunker. This area has three traps, and one special area. One of the three traps is the lightning bolt switch. This switch will electrify the lower area when pressed. Very deadly! There are about two fire switchs. These will enguage the flame shooting traps in the nearby corriders. What is the special area you may ask? The bathroom area! When here, you can piss on you enemys! just as if Conker were drunk. Oh yeah! And you can also find a turret gun in here.

    Weapons And Where To Find Them

    Do you want to know what the weapons are and where the hell you can find them? Then you've come to the right place!

  • Machine Guns(MagEzine)=Total War, Colors, Temple(Death Match), Bunker.
  • Semi-Auto Rifle(M16)=Total War, Temple(Death Match), Bunker.
  • Bazooka=Total War, Colors, Beach, Bunker.
  • Flamethrower=Total War, Colors, Heist, Temple(Death Match), Bunker.
  • Tommy Gun=Heist. (Rare Huh?)
  • Bat+Club=Heist, Temple(Death Match and Raptor), Race.
  • Chainsaw=Total War, Colors, Temple(Death Match), Bunker.
  • Katana=Total War, Colors, Temple(Death Match), Bunker.
  • Sniper Rifle=Total War, Colors, Beach, Heist, Temple(Death Match), Bunker.
  • Crossbow+Bone Crossbow=Heist, Temple(Raptor), Bunker.
  • Turret Gun=Colors, Beach, Bunker.
  • Magnum(AKA Hand Cannon)=Total War, Colors, Temple(Death Match), Bunker.
  • Hand Grenades, Black Bombs, Rock Bombs=Total War, Colors, Heist, Temple(Death Match and Raptor), Bunker.
  • Throwing Knives=Total War, Colors, Heist, Temple(Raptor), Bunker.
  • Shotgun(Double Action)=Temple(Death Match), Bunker.

    If you have eyes, then you'll notice that "Bunker" has almost all of the weapons available. You can even use your piss as a weapon for heaven's sake!

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