Chapter#6 Uga BugaPart#1 Drunken Gits: Emerge and you'll find yourself in a prehistoric atmoshpere. Go to the big pyramid, and go inside the door behind it. You'll appear at a higher level of the pyramid. Work around the side to reach another door. (While working your way up the pyramid, avoid the little raptors for obvious reasons) You'll finallt reach the top to find an idol. On the other side of it is some cash. Grab it and hop on top of the idol. Press B to smash it down as an anvil. Keep this up till you and the idol fall through. The idol will land and a caveman below, Conker will fall close by. If you look behind you, there is a dead end tunnel with some "charming" cavemen in it. To your sides are more "charming" cavemen. Travel forward to find the entrance to the club called, "Rocksolid". The drunken rock creatures will awake as you come near each one. They will make attempts to harm you, why am I not suprised? The guard won't let you in, don't try to kill him. He'll just beat you in. One of the rock creatures will not stir as you go up to him. So just roll him towad the idol. If you have common sense, then you'll figure that you need to roll it through the space at the bottom of the newly positioned idol. Problem is, its blocked off. Give the idol one more pound from the anvil, and it'll open like a door. Roll the stone creature through, then into the tunnel. He'll squash the cavemen, and burst through the backwall. He'll send another caveman into a lavapit. Go through the new opening. Part#2 Sacrifice: Enter the new chamber, and Conker's eyes will pop out of his head as he stares at a humungous dinosuar-head idol, with lava shooting out, and dramatic music blasting. Conker will tell the mystro that the music is a little too dramatic, and the music will be a little easier on your ears. Go down the walkway to the ground, where you'll see four cavemen worshipping the idol, more specificly, they are groveling to it. If you are very observant than you'll notice that the idol has a slight mucus problem. Behind the cavemen is a sacrific pedestal. Use the CS button infront of it to take out your slingshot. On the left and right walls, look carefully and you'll notice two switches. The right switch highers the sacrifice pedestal, and the left lowers it. Remember this... Go to the area to the left of the big idol. You'll find yourself on a twisted path over lava that leads to a door at the far end, with cavemen all over it. Go down the path and you'll find a huge egg in the center of the area. Jump onto the guy with the slab, and he'll flip you to the top of the egg. Have Conker sit on the egg. After sometime, the egg will hatch. A baby T-rex will hop out of the egg and land on top of the slab guy. Squishing him. The baby T-rex will see Conker and think he's his mom. Walk down the rest of the path to the door. The baby T-rex will violently chow down on any cavemen who come in your way, so don't worry about them. Enter the door, you'll now be in the area to the right of the big idol. Work your way down to the sacrifice pedestal. On your way, don't stay in one place for long, as the lava bubbles are always shooting out of the lavapits, and are aiming for you. When at the pedestal, there is a good chance the baby T-rex will eat the worshipping cavemen. Just higher the sacrifice pedestal and walk into the crushing space. Don't bother letting the baby T-rex clear out the worshippers, as they always regenerate. The baby T-rex will follow you in. Before the baby T=rex follows you, go back to the CS button and lower the pedestal. This will crush, or shall we say, sacrifice the baby T-rex. The big idol responds by opening it's mouth. Conker will dive out of the way, as a huge tounge, covered in mucus, rolls out of the mouth and the end of it lands on the CS button. A slab guy comes out of the mouth, and stands at the end of the tounge. Jump on his slab, and you'll be flipped to the top of the big idol. Part#3 Phlegm: Go all the way forward on top of the big idol to find a life. Go back to the nostrils and wait till the steam clears before you hop into one and sprinkle some pepper into it. Do the same to the other and the idol will rip a loud and snotty sneeze. All the mucus on the tounge will now be gone, allowing you to go up it without slipping back down. Enter the idol's throut. Dodge the uvula before entering. You'll find yourself in a mucus covered throut. Take the left path to go through a series of uvulas that you'll need to dodge. Go right to find a path with many gaps. Don't worry if you fall, just highjump back up. Either path has the same destination. You'll exit into the lava area again. Only high above the path. Conker will see a caveman on the ground. Conker will take the wolf headress and put it on. Beyond the caveman is a long cliff, which ends right above the hatched egg. Take note of this location. Go back inside the big idol and work your way back to the entrance of the idol's throut. Part#4 Worship: Conker will exit the idol, and walk down the tounge. When he gets to the bottom, the worshipping cavemen will talk amoungst themselves. They will walk toward him, and... Start grovelling at his feet! Conker will ask his new friends if they like the rock creatures up above, and as luck would have it, they don't like the rock creatures either! Make your way back to the front of "Rocksolid". Go slow enough so your fans can follow you without getting caught on the path's corners. Don't go to slow as the lavapits shots are more annoying, as they will land at you until your up the cave. When at the entrance to "Rocksolid", whack one of the rock creatures, and your worshippers will slowly, but violently, demolish each drunken rock guy one by one. After they are all gone, you'll view a cutscene where Conker gets into "Rocksolid" with his worshippers. The guard will eventually let you and your worshippers into the party. Part#5 RockSolid: Note: Be responsible during drunkness, or this part will take you HOURS! Don't take the warning too seriously, as this is another fun part. It'll be especially fun if you like techno! (and I have to admitt, there is a little spot for techno in my heart. This place is obviously a techno club for the rock creatures, both male and female. You'll emerge at the back of the room, with the guard at the door. If you look around you'll see dancing stone guys, dancing stone girls, some punkish cavemen infront of the bar at Conker's right, a platform slightly rising in the middle of the room, and... Berri trapped in a dancing cage high off the back of the room! Now your objective should be very obvious... Right next to you is a switch. It needs something to hold it down, so go on down the stairs. Make your way to the back of the counter where the punkish cavemen are to find another curled up stone guy. Roll him back up the stairs and onto the switch. There are three wide doors under Berri. The one in the center will open. DON'T GO IN. Wanna know what it leads to? If you look above Berri's cage, you'll see a high up path. You'll come out at the far left of the path. If you look all the way to the right, you'll see the end of the path. There is, indeed, a switch there. Go to the counter area and have Conker drink alot of beer... Now for a lesson, when you piss on a stone guy, he'll curl into a ball. You'll be able to push him with your pee. If you piss on a stone girl, she'll simply do a weird shreik. Be warned with males, when they uncurl, they'll be pissed off! (no pun intended) The'll run towards you and pound you head in! So as I said earlier, be drunk, plus, piss, responsivly. Or one too many hits from the rock guys will kill you! Repeating this pattern will make completing this part take hours and hours! Why should you enter the door you ask? You'll fall onto the location and get hurt! Save the chocolates for when the rock guys ever land a successful hit on you! There is another way to get up there anyways. Just high jump up the walls at the far left of the area. I call this the "safe route". You'll need it! Enough of that sh$t, lets get back to the game. Go to the stone guy infront of the door. Get right behind him (get as close as you can) and piss force him into the hole. He'll appear at the beginning of the high path. If he uncurls before you can do so, run to the ramp to getto the top of the platform. Then try again. When you get hangovers, the alka-seltzer cuboard is at the top of this ramp. When the stone guy is in position, take the "safe route" to the top. Roll him along the high path onto the switch. While rolling him, there will be stone girls weaving in and out of alcoves. When one steps forward, go behind rather then infront of them, as they might push you off that way. Push him onto the switch, and the door will close as the two others open. Piss the other two rock guys into the doors and they'll crash around the cage freeing Berri! She runs out, but doesn't reconize Conker in the wolf headress. Conker thinks it's time to leave the party. But first, go to Berri's empty cage and grab the money. Then, go to the door. The guard will accuse Conker of stealing his bosses money, and will have Conker follow him. Part#6 Bomb Run: You will view a cutscene. A portion of it is a movie parodie. I think it's from "Godfather". It'll end in Conker making a deal with the boss (which is parodising the leader of "The Mafia") which is to bomb a certain location. To make things easier, I'll tell you the area the bomb goes is that cliff area where Conker got his wolf headress. Conker will be handed the lite bomb and will begin his task. You'll start at the entrance of "Rocksolid". Run in between the drunken stone guys. Avoid the cavemen (if you get hit at all, the bomb will explode in your hands!) and continue doing so down the tunnel. Go down the path to Conker's left (this is the path I took) there will be a caveman on the path. Drop of the path about here to save yourself some priecious time! Go up the tounge, and inside the idol once more (avoid the uvula!). Take the left path, sinse Conker can't jump with the bomb. Run past the uvulas, but be careful! Run past the laying caveman once out. The fuse should be almost gone by now, so don't slow down! Go to the edge of the cliff and Conker will automaticly through the bomb down the cliff. The the lava will rise. With Conker saying some dramatic "oh no"s. Hop forward from rock to rock to reach the passageway. When hopping, don't stick around as the rocks will sink rather quickley enter the passageway and your homefree. Part#7 Mugged: Conker will step out and greet a caveman. Then another caveman will knock him out from behind with a club. Conker will awake to find that the four punkish cavemen on jetboards, have stolen all of Conker's money. One of them will fall of his board into the saturating lava while all of them are mooning you. They will speed away, expecting a race. Go forward into the tunnel. You'll come out in front of the board. Fall onto it, and zoom off! You'll be going around this track alot of times to get all of your money back. You'll need to use your speedboost to catch up toall of the cavemen. Do you know the jetboards controls? Take a look inside the Basic Controls page if you con't know them. When you see a caveman, whack him to get your money back. There is a dinosaur walking around this course, avoid getting stepped on, or running into a leg. This will lead to harsh results. When you see the waterfall,jump to avoid going into it. At the fork cave area, take the right path. It may be a risky manuver, but Ihave concluded that this path is faster. When there is only one caveman left, the gate that is on the course will open. If you try to go past it, you'll crash and die. Inside the new tunnel, there are spread out chocolate pieces. If you have been steering into walls or objects, grab some. When you kill the last caveman, the gate will close. Go to the starting area and jump off the ramp into the area that was gated off but is now open. I don't know if it is possible to miss the money, but it is pretty easy to reach it before going into the new area. Part#8 Raptor Food: Conker will board on, he'll crash into a island in the lava, and fly of into the middle of the isle. You'll see that he is in a collosum as the audience starts cheering. Bugga The Knut and Jugga will notice Conker. Bugga will then send in "Fangy". Conker doesn't know what's going on as usual and will follow the other cavemen to the big door. The door will open and Conker will find out who Fangy is... He's a blood thirsty raptor! He'll walk out of the door looking at the crowd. He'll look at a caveman, and jump over and voilently tear him in half! Conker will take a look at his pocketwatch, the perfect words come to him once again, he decides to say them out loud, they sound a little something like this, "Is that the time? I've gotta scoot!" Run for it! There is a CS button in the middle of the huge arena, go for it! Fangy will target the other cavemen, but he'll eventually chase you! When he's practicly touching you, jump and tail spin to avoid the attack. Go to the CS button and hypnotize Fangy with your pocketwatch. Make sure your facing him when your pressing B . Having your back to him won't work! When Conker's hypnotized Fangy, he'll hop onto his back and you'll be able to Control him! Use Fangy to kill off the rest of the cavemen. If you don't know Fangy's controls, take a look at the Basic Controls page. After they are all gone, Bugga will send in the infantry. Cavemen with clubs to be more accurate. After their little taunting dance it's slaughtering time! (If you need health at all, there are chocolates around the edges of the isle.) Careful not to be hit, if you are knocked off Fangy's back, you'll need to rehypnotize him. After you clear them out, cavemen with spears will come out. You won't get hit by the spears if you keep moving. Then a mixture of cavemen will come out. Half with clubs, half with spears. After you kill all of them off, Bugga will provide more entertainment for the crowd by jumping into the arena himself. Uh oh, as you may have noticed, Bugga The Knut is HUGE! Part#9 Buga The Knut: Don't worry about rehypnotizing Fangy if you fall off at this part. He is now your friend now. (Thank god!). When Bugga is raising his club to hit you, run and attack to have Fangy bite his groin. While he is doubled over his bitten willy, go around to his huge butt and a lightbulb will appear above your head... Fangy will violently cling on to his butt. Repeat this proccess two more times. On the final time, Bugga won't be able to pull his loincloth back up. Everyone will find out his secret... Bugga has a tiny willie! Ha ha! (don't bother looking away, it's sensored) Bugga will run off. Now it's officially "babe time" to Conker. After a "sad" good byeto Fangy, Conker will be wanting to go up to where Jugga is. Jump to the rock, onto the plank, and into the door. Conker will look for Jugga, then look up to see she is also very big! He'll faint at the lovely sight. He'll awake in Jugga's hands. After a woefull good bye, Conker's sorrowful moment is ruined as he sees a wad of cash scurry through the door. Follow after. Walk along the path and collect the cash. Continue till the end of the path. Jump off to find yourself in the "U-bend Blues" area. Grab the life, and exit back to the pooey area. That's it for chapter#6! |