SouthWestSlide: Spring 2004

A journal of a journey across Desert Rat country
by Ric Carter

Songs(1)
Being lyrics composed during the trip but not necessarily having much (if anything) to do with it



CALIFORNIA

DON'T STOMP THE CAT - 30 March 2004 - Bishop, CA

O we've got a little cat and she's round and fat And she sits in the sun just to warm her buns - If you pull her tail she begins to wail Yow! Yow! Yow! Yow! Yow! Yow! Yow! Yow! - Don't ya step on the cat 'cause she's no good flat And if she goes SPLAT what a mess would be that! - Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Don't stomp the cat Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Don't stomp the cat - And don't eat the cat food 'cause that would be rude And don't even nibble on the dry cat kibble - Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Don't stomp the cat Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Don't stomp the cat

THE SAND - 1 April 2004 - Barstow, CA

Camped outside of Randsburg Desert wind howls fiercely The sky obscured by dust The time obscured by years - [chorus:] I must love the sand, I return for its taste, for its touch, for its raspy hand on my hand - Shadows mask wobbly towers Old mine shafts caving in Sunset-burning dust clouds Jalapeño-burning intestines [chorus] - Cold orange soda in Randsburg To wash down the years The time that's always passing thru The memories so piercing [chorus]

BARSTOW HAIKU - 1 April 2004 - Barstow, CA

dancing thru the mall like thistledown before wind she waves legs and arms - palm trees and towers some move, some don't, some fall some shed their outer coats - endless roar, endless scurrying like hot cockroaches civilization - cat in the windows scans the parking lot for movement worth her effort

TAKE A GIANT STEP - 3 April 2004 Yaqui Pass, Anza-Borrego DSP, CA

She'd planned for years to take this journey Prepared for the voyage in every detail Learned all the languages, the plants and geology Plotted her routes by air, road and rail Now she's departing on the lifelong journey Now she's departing on the lifelong journey - [chorus:] Go on expedition between your ears Circumnavigate from chin to brim Dive into the well behind your eyes Take a giant step inside your mind Take a giant step inside your mind - She girded her loins and she bound her breasts Packed the necessities and left all the rest Checked her coordinates from north and west Checked her equipment belt and held her breath Now she's jumped from the ledge, Now she's flying past the cage Now she's jumped from the ledge, Now she's flying past the cage [chorus] - She almost was lost in the swamp of Cognition Swung from jungle vines in the deepest Cerebellum Dodged hot lava from her erupting Id Dodged her bloated ego roaring OH YOU KID! [instrumental] - She came back with jewels and she came back with maps Discovered new structures and all sortsa crap She was tattered and bruised and so exhilerated So she took a long a long shower and masturbated And she went on TV and she was celebrated And she stared at her souvenirs and concentrated [chorus]

CONSTIPATION BLUES - 3 April 2004 PegLeg Camp, Anza-Borrego DSP, CA

Ya ate too much cheese and not enough beans Grapes insteada cabbage, well ya know what that means - [chorus:] Wo, wo, ya got the Constipation Blues - Ya ate too many pancakes and not enough granola Two days later yer headin' for the toilet [chorus] - [break:] Take some exLax, take it fast Stop that gas comin' outa yer ass, man [chorus] - [instrumental] - Ya fart real strong an' ya fart real loud Ya can knock down Tokyo, now ain't ya proud? [chorus] - Ya melted lotsa chedder on yer brussel sprouts 3 days later yer still tryin' to squeeze'em out [chorus] - [break again] [instrumental] [chorus] [chorus]

CULP VALLEY HAIKU - 4 April 2004 Culp Valley, Anza-Borrego DSP, CA

cauliflower clouds angry at our intrusion piss upon our heads - roadrunner jumps up eyes us like a juicy worm leaves seeking better - wind is not our friend when ripping clothes from our backs leaving us naked - rocks shine like anger thistles burn like penitence cacti bloom like love - in the empty camp firepit testifies to wild nights and hangovers

IN YOUR FACE - 5 April 2004 Culp Valley, Anza-Borrego DSP, CA

In the dark, in the dark, in the dark There's a moving shadow, swift Like a hawk, like a hawk Like a slashing dagger, swift - [chorus:] Like the death, like the death Like the death that's in your face - In the rocks, in the rocks, in the rocks There's a moonlit shadow, stares, In your face, in your face, Like a laughing monster, swift [chorus] - [break:] Is that just a monstrous tongue? Is that just a song you've sung? Is that the pain of being young? - In the night, in the night, in the night There's a watchful eye, clear Like a lie, like a lie Like a lying lover, swift [chorus]

WHAT COLOR R U - 5 April 2004 Culp Valley, Anza-Borrego DSP, CA

White, white, the walls are white White as my eyes, the negative of night - [chorus:] What color are you, what's behind your eyes? What flavor are you, what's behind your lies? What color, what color, what color? - Red, red, my eyes are red Red as the mountains and mountains of dead [chorus] - Blue, blue, the ocean's so blue Blue as the last letter I sent you [chorus] - Green, green, the trees are green Green as the money that's come between [chorus] - Black, black, my heart is black Black as the eyes that sent me back [chorus]

COYOTE LAUGHS - 5 April 2004 Culp Valley, Anza-Borrego DSP, CA

A rich woman rolls into Vegas A rich woman rolls into Vegas A rich woman rolls into Vegas A poor woman walks out again A poor woman walks out again - A smart man has another drink A smart man has another drink A smart man has another drink A stinking drunk rolls on the floor A stinking drunk rolls on the floor - A living god comes down to Earth A living god comes down to Earth A living god comes down to Earth A dead god promises rebirth A dead god promises rebirth - A young child crawls thru the door A young child crawls thru the door A young child crawls thru the door And Coyote laughs at the Moon And Coyote laughs at the Moon

A ROCK FELL FROM THE SKY - folk-rock 8 April 2004 - Tecate, CA

A rock fell from the sky It landed right next door It made an awful noise It left a smoking hole The neighbors all got squashed But I don't miss them very much A rock fell from the sky On the 29th of May - [chorus:] A rock fell from the sky [4x] - A rock fell from the sky It whistled and it gurgled And then it went KER-PLOW! And lots of chunks flew out Dogs howled all around 'And cats ran to the hills It was the most exciting thing that I have ever seen [chorus] - I couldn't sleep that night The stars were all ablaze The trees were all afire The neighbors didn't scream I watch the sky now every night Hoping for another If a rock falls from the sky Don't let it land on you [chorus]

LOVE TO TRAVEL - 8 April 2004 - Tecate, CA

I'm traveling without hope or fear Sliding down the rope of life Without a knife or parachute Nothing to catch me when I fall - Fear the earthquake, fear the flood Fear the strangers, fear the food Love the landslides, love the storms Love the termites, love the worms - I was eating noodles, they started squirmin' A whole plate full of squirmin' vermin Another adventure in fine cuisine Another trip down lovers lane - Love the monsoons, love tornados Love the flames and broken bottles Hope for passage, hope for riots Hope for sex with kindly termites - I'm traveling without cash or papers Depending on the kindness of strangers Every night's another trail Every morning's another bail-out

ARIZONA

HOT DESERT DAYS - 10 April 2004 - Prescott, AZ

Across the desert sands We walk on bleeding hands With fantasies and ecstasies And extracts of goat glands - The sun burns in our hair We just ran out of Nair The center of the world's on fire The smoke looms in the air - [chorus:] Hot desert days, take me away To a place where I can't stay awake There's so much to take There's so much to take away - Into the desert night We dance without a light Starlight falls like glowing dust First early, then late - "Kiss me again," she cried Rolling in the night tide The moonwaves wash across our faces Brushing us aside [chorus]

BELONGINGS - 12 April 2004 - Prescott, AZ

I swam out into the night The smoke rose in dancing waves And wove around the stars - [cho:] The night belongs to vampires The night belongs to truckers The night belongs to lovers The night belongs to me - The city broke into fragments That glittered like frozen roses And cut my naked feet - [cho:] The city belongs to vampires The city belongs to truckers The city belongs to lovers The city belongs to me - I walked out on the road It curled up like a cut ribbon And wrapped around my heart - [cho:] The road belongs to vampires The road belongs to truckers The road belongs to lovers The road belongs to me - I fell into the sky And pushed west into red clouds Then I laughed, and I laughed - [cho:] The sky belongs to vampires The sky belongs to truckers The sky belongs to lovers The sky belongs to me The sky belongs to me The sky belongs to me

PRESKIT GURLZ - 13 April 2004 - Prescott, AZ

Two Preskit Gulz took Thai lunch They laughed, talked over sweet thick tea - [chorus:] Oh how I love those Preskit Gurlz - They sipped their tofu veggie soups And explained away the universe [chorus] - The round one munched her 2-4-1 Said she wasn't a psychic victim [chorus] - Said she'd have to push the borders Said she was gonna wear a dress [chorus] - The thin one sat back on her feet Laughed about ee-lick-triss-it-tee [chorus] - She had bright tattoos on her butt Her arm was wrapped up in a snake [chorus] - Two Preskit Gurls had perforations With metal scraps in every hole [chorus] - The whiled away another hour Another Thai lunch everyday [chorus] - YIPPIE THAI ONE ONE, they said Ordered yet another Thai tea [chorus] - Two Preskit Gurlz under the sunshine Wrapped up in organic twine [chorus]

COOKED WITH LOVE - fast electro rock 23 April 2004 - French Joe Canyon, AZ

You came out of the city where ya don't feel pretty Ya came out to the desert just to burn it off Yer pale body browning out in the sun Yer pale heart smoking as ya make yer run Yer locked in the microwave of love Yer locked in the microwave of love - Ya roll around days and ya troll around nights Ya don't know what yer seeing there under the lights Yer brown body sweating out in the sun Yer pale heart twitching as ya make yer run Yer sizzling in the frying pan of love Yer sizzling in the frying pan of love - Ya come out to the desert and ya lose yer shirt Ya start craving rum and coke and dirt Yer wet body steaming out in the sun Yer wet heart dripping as ya make yer run Yer stuck in the pressure pot of love Yer stuck in the pressure pot of love Yer stuck in the pressure pot of love

SHE DROVE INTO TOMBSTONE 24 April 2004 - Bisbee AZ

She drove into Tombstone with a pistol in her pocket She fiddled with the trigger guard and started to unlock it A shot rang out, smoke erupted down went a man She drove into Tombstone with a scalp in her hand - She drove into Tombstone with a Walkman on her hip She rolled right up Boot Hill and proceeded to strip She danced around naked shooting at the sky She drove into Tombstone with a gleam in her eye - She drove into Tombstone like an angel of death Her heart it was burning, her lips they were wet The sky spun in circles like a ship in the foam She drove into Tombstone and then she went home

SURVIVING OR... - 24 April 2004 - Bisbee AZ

Your thoughts blow by like the wind in your hair Your thoughts jump around like the rabbit in the moon Your heart twists back and forth forever Nobody ever said you could survive love - Your life blows by like a fart in the wind Your life jumps around like a frog in the fire Your eyes twist in jaggers, twist in jaggers Nobody ever said you could survive life - [bridge:] You weave webs outa your thoughts You weave time outa your loves You weave shit outa your life [instrumental] - Your love blows by like a star in Orion Your love blows by like a flash in the pan Your tongue twists in spurts, crushing every word Nobody ever said you could survive words Nobody ever said you could survive time Nobody ever said you could survive her

BILLY THE KID - 25 April 2004 - Bisbee AZ

They rode the range like a cosmic storm Cutting the wires and blowing the tracks And setting fires to lawyers Especially corporate lawyers - [chorus:] Billy the Kid and his lover Durango Enemies of the Eastern machines Killers of the corporate parasites Fighting to keep the west Green - These hard-lovin' boys were hard-hittin' heroes Helping the small-time farmers Helping the widows and orphans And leaving more corporate orphans [chorus] - Dust in their tracks and dust in their chaps Clean-cut boys, when they're naked Sometimes they fought when they're naked Screaming the old pagan cries [chorus] - Nobody can fight corporations forever Nobody can fight the machines forever Billy the Kid and Durango were trapped By forces beyond their control [chorus]

I WANNA NEW - 30 April 2004 - Bisbee AZ

I wanna new house, I wanna new car I wanna new life, I wanna new bar I wanna new jar to keep my marbles in I want all my marbles, all my marbles - I wanna new game, I wanna new box I wanna new dog, one that talks I wanna new log to hit me on the head And I don't want yet to be dead, dead - I wanna new window, I wanna new door I wanna new ski, I wanna new war I wanna new war to be me distracted As long as my life ain't too impacted - I wanna new world, I wanna new world I wanna new world, I wanna new world I wanna new world, I wanna new world I wanna new world, I wanna new world

THE HOUR OF - very slow - 2 May 2004 Chiricahua Mountains, AZ

When you walk the sun is down The blood is gleaming like a pearl The origins of love and death Lie at your feet and swirl - [chorus:] It's the hour of the tear It's the hour of the scream It's the hour of the cat - When you smile the fire is low Tires are burning overnight The cocktails taste like gasoline And I am lost and frightened [chorus] - [instrumental] [repeat first verse]

A NOISE - slow blues - 2 May 2004 Chiricahua Mountains, AZ

I heard a noise out there It didn't sound right Like metal on metal Like something pushed too tight - [chorus:] And when you took me home That was all I could hear - I heard a noise out there It made my skin crawl Like bones scraping bones Don't wanna hear that sound at all [chorus] - I heard a noise out there I felt like shriveling inside Like biting in my skull Like something lost in the tide [chorus]

I'LL TELL YA 'BOUT MY SEX 5 May 2004 - Huachuca Mountains, AZ

Ya tell me 'bout yer woes Ya tell me 'bout yer troubles Ya tell me 'bout yer agonies I'll tell ya 'bout my sex - Ya tell me 'bout yer weakness Ya tell me 'bout yer shortcomings Ya tell me 'bout yer misery I'll tell ya 'bout my sex - Ya tell me 'bout yer hopes Ya tell me 'bout yer fondest dreams Ya tell me 'bout yer fantasies I'll tell ya 'bout my sex - Ya tell me 'bout yer plans Ya tell me 'bout yer politics Ya tell me yer philosophy I'll tell ya 'bout my sex

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