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The Mustelid-Pinniped Doctrines (2)
annotated by Antryg Windrose
edited by Rt. Rev. Ric Carter
The Holy Words of the Great Otter and the Silver Selkie and their divine carnivore kin are recorded in ancient myth and sone, on crumbling manuscripts written on vellum from the skin of sacrificed mer-lambs, upon crystals and crumb-cakes and all media that withstand the ravages of time, save for cellulose discs. These words have power and mystery, magic and odor, scansion and meaning. But much is hidden within them, much that need be properly read and analyzed and interpreted. Those words are transmitted in the Silver Selkie Sutra. To see the corresponding verse, click on the number at the beginning of each discrete Discourse below.
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NOTE: The Editor is awaiting the delivery of further analysis and interpretations of the Sutra and Addenda. When the Annotator gets off his lazy butt and completes his work, those texts will be included with the Doctrines. Until then, we beg the forgiveness of you anxious readers. Sorry.
SUTRA ADDENDUM A
THE GREAT SILKIE OF SULE SKERRY
1 The surrogate mother is kept at a distance, in another world. Her ignorance of other worlds slowly spells out a word, a name: SCROC. Her song is echoed by many women in many languages. Her time is endless — her end is timeless. And it makes her butt look big.
2 When Otter-worship was institutionalized several thousand years ago, the systematic devastation of the feminine began. The concept of yin and yang, the balancing-act of the feminine and masculine in all were-people, was subjugated, and meta-human behavior was cloned and divided into sexual camps. And the Great Otter was glad. Submit to the Great Otter! Submit! SUBMIT!!
3 "They say around here that drowned men are stolen by water spirits who take them to dwell in underwater castles forever. They say manatees have the souls of mermaids. They say that a woman's blood, dropped into water, summons selkie boys who beget children on human women, leaving mother bereft and child of neither earth nor sea. They say many things. Some of them are true." (Sea Change)
4 The Great Otter and the Selkies are not mere humans — neither should you be. The Great Otter and the Selkies are not vegetarians — neither should you be. The Great Otter and the Selkies are not celibate — neither should you be. The Great Otter and the Selkies are not ugly, untidy — neither should you be. The Great Otter and the Selkies are not merciful — neither should you be.
5 The nuclear family and all strong dyadic relationships are psychologically destructive; parent-child bonds in particular are the root of all evil and the mainspring of psychological maladjustment. Break off contact with parents and friends "outside" and learn to loathe them; avoid forming intense dyadic relationships; and maintain ongoing sexual and financial relationships with other Otter-worshippers.
6 To frolic naked in the sun-warmed sea, frantic in the froth, cavorting with and slurping-down the clams and oysters and abalones, singing to the squids and sea-spiders and sailfish — this is the height of joy, the epitome of Otterness. Learn! Enjoy! Swim! Submit! But be aware that this time in the sunshine and water is limited; this incarnation is not infinite; after the rise, comes the fall. But then, to rise again!
7 Only when the morality represented by Divine Otterness is obliterated can man and were-man (and -woman) express him/herself in the fullness of pornographic existence. This should include, after regicide and deicide, homicide. And Ottercide. And arachnicide, biocide, fratricide, infanticide, matricide, microbicide, parricide, pesticide, piscicide, protozoacide, sororicide, tyrannicide, autocide, uxoricide, verbicide. Forever.
8 The maiden, having been sold by her parents as a child to be raised as a fishwife specializing in the skinflute, has succeeded in killing the Seal-King and must as a consequence commit ritual suicide. Her suicide note must be in the correct form, with all the proper classical allusions and expressions of regret. Thus does the Great Otter demand. Thus is He obeyed. Thus do Life and Death cycle endlessly.
SUTRA ADDENDUM B
MUSKRAT LOVE
1 Worship is to take place after sunset, up until the onset of full darkness, only at such times as evening afterglow is still visible on the horizon. If worship takes place in an urban setting, or such other place as may interfere with observing the skies and horizon, worship may take place from the official sunset time until 90 standard minutes after that time.
Worship shall be lit only by candles, torches, pyres, and other flames. No electric or other artificial lights are to be used. Fur may be rubbed vigorously to generate light by static electricity. Phosphorescent rocks may surround the site of worship.
Each worship session shall be led by the human incarnation of the Great Otter. S/he will be skyclad, and will select appropriate verses of the SELKIE SUTRA and other sacred texts to be sung and meditated upon by worshippers. Such singing will be accompanied upon a sacred harmonica and kettledrum. While singing, worshipped shall become skyclad themselves.
Worshippers shall face the nearest 'town' or other urban setting, and bow; then turn to their right, and bow; then fondle each other until aroused to orgasm. The sacrificial otters, muskrats, or other mustelids should witness the ceremony.
2 Male and female mustelids, ceremonially named 'Susie' and 'Sam', will be brought forward, staked to the ground, and circled by the worshippers. 'Sam' should be half-starved. The worshippers will cover their own faces with masks of mustelid fur, identifying themselves also as 'Susie' and 'Sam' for ritual purposes.
The 'Susie' and 'Sam' mustelids will be induced to dance frenetically, preferably by the application of heat, while the worshippers chant, "Love! Love! Love!" repeatedly, and flick hot globules of molten wax upon them and each other.
3 The worshippers now dance frantically, first circling around the 'Susie' and 'Sam' mustelids, then around each other, chanting "Help Me, Great Otter! Love Me, Great Otter!" and shaking bells and chimes.
The worshippers now take turns dancing upon the 'Susie' and 'Sam' mustelids, stomping them into the Earth, which receives their blood and offers up the red mud of renewed life. The worshippers leap into the air, floating among the stars, buoyed by the spirits they have released. And the planets smile down approvingly.
4 The worshippers now begin the communion service, feasting on the remains of the 'Susie' and 'Sam' mustelids, and upon meats and cheeses and wines and wafers — the wafers must be unleavened and air-baked only, not fried, not salted or spiced or dipped in sauces. Bites and sips of each item are taken, then the items are passed on to other worshippers, around and around until everything is consumed, especially the fortified wines. Worshippers shall ceremoniously burp to show their contentment.
Worshippers shall propose sexual union to each other, and all proposals will be accepted. Worshippers shall kiss each other all over their bodies, leaving no portion untasted. Everyone shall writhe naked together on the blood-dampened ground.
5 The worshippers now pair off, and massage each other to orgasms. Faces are rubbed together. Feet are rubbed together. One parter sits on the other and wiggles, and vice-versa. Everyone laughs. And laughs. And laughs. And laughs. And laughs.
And the Great Otter laughs with them, and is pleased. And the heavens continue to roll above. And the Earth continues to roll below. And the mustelids continue to breed, to live and die, to feed and fart, to bleed and bloom.
NOTE: Mustelids (otters, muskrats, ferrets, mink, ermine, martens, ets) are the preferred sacrificial animals. Ferret-breeders are an ideal source for these. But in some locales and situations, they may be unavailable, and there may be severe constraints placed upon correct ritual observance. It is therefore permissible to utilize gerbils, hamsters, rats, guinea-pigs, and other rodents; or even shrews, prosimians, monkeys, etc. And the sacrifical setting may include a convection or gas-fired or microwave oven, as long as open flames are present nearby.
SUTRA OBSERVATION
The SUTRA, The RAPTURE, The END
The Sutra is a book of wisdom, of mysteries, of justification. According to some readings, the Sutra offers a perennial blessing on war. The blessing now goes further, as the times do. Nuclear weapons are blessed; and, push come to shove, nuclear war itself. March to Armageddon, Otterites, bring it to pass! Rapture will follow; for you and a number of others of like mind and justification.
Thus we seize on the Sutra; the code is cracked. We walk away, owning the Sutra. Walk in supreme confidence. Back to the job, the drawing board, the laboratories, the bunkers and the bases and air strips, wherever the tolling bell of humanity is hailed as a blessed event, thrice blessed in anticipation.
There is heard, as though arising from the text itself, the shield of Mars vibrating with the stroke of his sword. It is like the last heartbeat of dying time. For if these revisionist Revelationists are correct, not only nukes, but a nuclear finish to the human adventure, is the very will of the Great Otter.
Or is this merely more Squid propaganda?