How To Wrap TINFOIL Around Your Head To Keep MINDCONTROL RAYS From Being Beamed In, Hopefully

Much has been written about the utilization of metallic foil as a shield against EMF (electromagnetic field) radiation, which may contain mental-control signals. Similar protective schemes using wire mesh cages with blocking signals, various sorts of field generators, and EMF-absorbing paint have also been discussed.

Some have advocated direct shielding of the human head and/or greater portions of the body, or shielding of the entire space in which a human resides, or the construction of active electronic devices to produce an interference signal that will null-out the incoming signal.

Such schemes are fatally flawed. Here's why:

•   Shielding doesn't work - they can always use more powerful transmitters.
•   If you bury your head in the Earth, they can induce ground-currents.
•   In a full-suit metal shield, you'll suffer from induction and immobility.
•   If your resort to a mu-metal cage, other radiation can be induced too.
•   Blocking signals and interference patterns are easily bypassed.
•   The control signals are good for you, stimulating cerebral activity.
•   You say you don't want to be controlled? What kind of attitude is that?
•   Your only escape is to launch yourself into the Sun. Then you'll be safe.

  Good luck, you poor sod.

UPDATE: SCIENCE REVEALS!

"...although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies, certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use. Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason."

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
READ the entire report here!   (via SE)

Addenda & Resources:

RecentlyI found the following links and quote on a mindcontrol elist, posted them to SkeptiChat, and now must share them with the world:

Then one of the SkeptiChat subscribers posted a link to another site, and I felt impelled to dig up a few more resources. I'm like that. Get me started on something, and there's no end to it. Maybe it's the mindcontrol rays making me obsessive or something, eh?

There actually seem to be a number of more-or-less authoritative sites available, and probably more coming all the time. (Not to mention, the usual quota of disinformation and hallucination and mental masturbation.) Try the following links:

• Seek and ye shall find (Google)
• EMF Safety Garments, Bedding, etc
• Anti-Mind Control Force Field
• Orbital Mind Control Lasers
• Wear A Gold Hat, Not Tinfoil
• Origins of "Foilhead" and the Tin Foil Hat
• Tinfoil Hat Kodak Moments
• Portal Of Evil Archives
• Frankenstein Earphone Radio!
• Alternative: Hats Of Meat

This is obviously a subject that requires a great deal more research and revelation. If you dig up any good resources, develop any techniques for imposing or resisting EMF mindcontrol waves / rays, or just want to control my mind with emailed signals, click here to email me.

And it just never stops! This news item came in over the wires:

Protective Tinfoil Fashions

It's probably time to do a section here on TINFOIL FASHION, to explore the best and most chic ways to dress so that we're protected from all forms of radiation. Super-SPF stuff, more than just hats, eh? Groovy-sexy HazMat suits with leadfoil lining; scanty Faraday Cage bras, bikinis, loincloths; foilwear appropriate for driving, biking, hiking, snow- and water-sports, formal occasions, the workplace, bowling. What foil-fashions the Paris, Milan, New York, Beverly Hills designers will be sending down the runways next season. All like that. Your suggestions & contributions are welcomed.

From MemePool Wearables:

The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them.

Extreme Computing is your one stop for all your wearable gear. From M1s to Twiddlers, Extreme has most everything for the budding cyborg. They offer complete PC110-based kits and even used wearables.

There is nothing quite as sensual as clothing and lingerie made from Bubble Wrap.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Tracy Hamby" 
> From: "Ric Carter" 

> > Let's get the mindcontrollers to program her thusly, eh?
> > Donations gladly accepted.
>
> Don't the mindcontrollers *ever* work for love?
> (I know, I know, it's too hard to make change).  ... 

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