TIME CONSIDERED AS A HELIX OF SIMULTANEOUS ORGASMS [gospel] Santa Rosa, CA 29 June 2001
(saxes & brass, choral voices, big beat etc)
We're tryin' for, we're dyin' for
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[chorus:] Simultaneous (simultaneous) Orgasm (orgasm, orgasm)
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We're synchronized, we're energized [chorus]
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We're movin' fast, we're movin' slow [chorus]
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Now you're on top, now I'm on top [chorus]
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[bridge:] It helps to be empathic
It helps to be real graphic
It helps to be telepathic
Yes yes yes yes yes
[instrumental]
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We're livin' for, we're givin' for [chorus]
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We're gettin' oiled, we're nearly boiled [chorus]
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[bridge:] Having faith in bipedalism
Using whatever new mechanisms
Reaching for multiple orgasms
Yes yes yes yes yes
[instrumental]
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We're breakin' in, we're rakin' in [chorus]
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The sky above, the sea of love [chorus]
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[instrumental and fade...]
NEW TATTOO [boogie blues] Forestville - Santa Rosa, CA 21 July 2001
She drove slow down the avenue
She drove slow down the avenue
Checkin' out my new tattoo (my new tattoo)
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She saw it said, MY LOVE IS TRUE
She saw it said, MY LOVE IS TRUE
In red and green and blue (my new tattoo)
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She licked her lips and smiled a bit
She licked her lips and smiled a bit
Her little tongue wiped away the spit (my new tattoo)
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[bridge:] My new tattoo, my new tattoo
I knew it was just the thing to do
I had an extra buck or two
So I got me a new tattoo
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She sweated just a little more
She sweated just a little more
Rolled down the window, opened the door (my new tattoo)
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We messed around like lovers do
We messed around like lovers do
Workin' on my new tattoo (my new tattoo)
[The following verses are only to be sung when
the DARK SIDE is especially intrusive, eh?]
Then something crawled into my head
Then something crawled into my head
My new tattoo has killed us dead (my new tattoo)
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She drove slow down the road to Hell
She drove slow down the road to Hell
Something has a fleshy smell (my new tattoo)
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My new tattoo will take us far
My new tattoo will take us far
From paradise to Harry's Bar (my new tattoo)
USING THE BOMB [folk-rock] [pre-WTC] Forestville, CA July 2001
[tune: FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER, by Gene Clark / the Byrds]
The generals say / I ought to blow you away
Drop a nuke on your head / And right away
After what you done / This can't go on
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better / Using the Bomb
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Well we did some detente / And some proxy wars
But I'm not gonna play / Your games anymore
How was I to know / That you were putting us on?
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better / Using the Bomb
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Comerade, for a long time / You had me believe
That a balance of power / Was good policy
Now in just a half-hour / You're gonna be cone
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better / Using the Bomb
THORAZINE (All 'Round My Brain) [quick, assymetrical] Napa, CA 11 Aug 2001
Ev'ry time you'n'me go into town
Shrinkos jump out and knock us down
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[chorus] Thorazine all 'round my brain
Thorazine all 'round my brain
Thorazine all 'round my brain
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Looking thru ev'vy magazine
Looking for a gal who's on thorazine [chorus]
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[break:] Squeeze it out and watch it thicken
Pump it in, keep my brain from tickin' [chorus]
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Thorazine's good for my distress
Stomps out my unhappiness [chorus]
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You take purple, I'll take blue
Ain't no difference 'tween the two [chorus]
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[instrumental]
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Never have a sleepless night
When my thoughts are over-ripe [chorus]
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Thorazine for my inner chimp
Thorazine keeps me loose and limp [chorus]
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[break:] Squeeze it out and watch it thicken
Pump it in, keep my brain from tickin' [chorus]
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Worried about Global Warming?
Take two Throrzine, wait 'til morning [chorus]
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If my habit's out of date
Dose me up with Prozac, mate!
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[chorus] Prozac all 'round my brain
Prozac all 'round my brain
Prozac all 'round my brain
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[break:] Squirt it in until it's gone
Take another trip to town [chorus]
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[instrumental] [and fade...]
I SAT NEXT TO ELVIS (In The Flying Saucer) Jackson, CA 12 Aug 2001
I sat next to Elvis
In the flying saucer
The king was looking kinda grim
"This ain't no VIVA LAS VEGAS", he growled
An alien touched his implant
He rolled on the floor and howled
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I picked up poor Elvis
In the flying saucer
Wiped the snot off his face
Checked his batteries (batteries)
Propped him up against a pylon
Popped him some antifreeze
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I sat next to Michael Jackson
In the flying saucer
His eyes glowed, his hair did too
As he telepathed with the crew
He gave Elvis such a big kiss
And they dissolved in a mist
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[instrumental]
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I sat next to Elvis
I sat next to Elvis
I sat next to Elvis...
THE CIA LOVES YOU (rocker) Davis-Dixon, CA 12 Aug 2001
The CIA loves (loves) you, and so do I
The CIA watches you, and so do I
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The CIA tests (tests) you, and so do I
The CIA implants you, and so do I
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The CIA drugs (drugs) you, and so do I
The CIA distrusts you, and so do I
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The CIA scans (scans) you, and so do I
The CIA de-mags you, and so do I
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The CIA stalks (stalks) you, and so do I
The CIA decrypts you, and so do I
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[break]
Sometimes in the hands of the intelligence servcice
The interrogations always made me feel nervous
And experimental drugs that left me delerious...
[instrumental]
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The CIA haunts (haunts) you, and so do I
The CIA flaunts (flaunts) you, and so do I
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The CIA protects you, and so do I
The CIA rejects you, and so do I
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The CIA dissects you, and so do I
The CIA regrets you, and so do I
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God bless the CIA, God bless the CIA, God bless the CIA...
SYNTHESIA (doo-wop) Vacaville, CA 12 Aug 2001
Hearing you with my tongue (synthesia)
Tasting you with my ears (synthesia)
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Touching you with my my eyes (synthesia)
Seeing you with my toes (synthesia)
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Screwing you with my nose (synthesia)
Smelling you with my cock (synthesia)
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Feeling the way you talk (synthesia)
Hearing the way you walk (synthesia)
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Feeling you with my teeth (synthesia)
Biting you with my skin (synthesia)
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Watching you hunker in (synthesia)
Watching you puddle out (synthesia)
KAMERA-WERK (techno) Sonoma, CA 12 Aug 2001
She sketched his form with her camera
Drawing lines with lights and shadows and colors
Shaded his outlines with hazy perspectives
Focussed his heart in her lens
Focussed his heart in her lens
Focussed his heart in her lens
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She changed his fate with her strobe-lights
Filling-in dark spots, sculpting the edges
Filtered his future with polarized care
Flattened his eyes in her lens
Flattened his eyes in her lens
Flattened his eyes in her lens
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She sucked-up his soul with her camera
Imprisoned his spirit 'tween mega-pixel grids
After separating ego, superego and id
Flash-fried his brain in her lens
Flash-fried his brain in her lens
Flash-fried his brain in her lens
BREAKING-UP And BREAKING-DOWN (rocker) Forestville, CA 13 Aug 2001
You pulled out your heart and threw it at me
I pulled off your hand and threw it right back
The geometry of the trajectories
Traced contrails thru the night sky
Traced contrails thru the night sky
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You switched-off your anger and switched-on your id
I powered-up my psyche, thinking, "Oh, you kid!"
The ether pulsed with a vibe overload
As we beamed into each others' eyes
As we beamed into each others' eyes
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[bridge:] Don't try to sacrifice me
And I won't try to sacrifice you
We're breaking, breaking, breaking
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Why do we have to fight like this?
Why can't we just float in gravity beds?
Why do we have to get so dismembered?
We're breaking up, we're breaking down too
We're breaking up, we're breaking down too
We're breaking up, we're breaking down too...
THINK I'LL HAVE ANOTHER (bluez) Forestville, CA 13 Aug 2001
It's so noisy, I can't think
It's so noisy, I can't think
Think I'll have another drink
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I'm adrift, I can't reach port
I'm adrift, I can't reach port
Think I'll have another snort
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[break:] Don't ya try to dope me out
Don't ya try to float me out
Don't ya try to hope me out
Watch what I stick up my snout
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It's so burned-off, it's so hot
It's so burned-off, it's so hot
Think I'll have another shot
Think I'll have another shot
Think I'll have another shot
A GOOD CIGAR (rocker) Forestville, CA 14 Aug 2001
A good cigar, a jug of rum, some Mountain Dew, and you
Is all I need, all I have, all I expect in the morning
Every morning, lazy morning, in the shadows of the oaks
Some crazy jokes, some lazy pokes, and then it's noon
A good cigar
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A good cigar, a sturdy stick, a lively kick to the head
Some telepathic conversations with the keepers of the dead
Every evening as the burning night comes rolling down the hill
And sweeps away the shadows of my dreams, every dream
A good cigar
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A good cigar, a sturdy whip, some faded flesh beneath my fingertips
Moving this way, moving that way, moving all around
Around the oaks thd dogs are howling, howing effortlessly
Recalling memories of landing on the moon, the moon, the moon
A good cigar
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[bridge:] Older but not wiser, thicker but not deeper
Just as foolish now as when I skateboarded thru traffic
[instrumental]
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A good cigar, fluorescent lights, the night emerging into day
The mountains rise above the playa as sandstorms dance my way
The dunes are drinking up my blood like a mellow cabernet
Some Mountain Dew, a prayer to you, and then I'm gone...
A good cigar
ARROW OF TIME (bluesy) Forestville, CA 23 Aug 2001
It was them, flying overhead on pterodactyl wings
Singing like the angels of the dead, it was them
I watched them every moment as they came
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It was her, walking down the avenue, a leather nun
Having so much fun, so purple and blue, it was her
I watched her every moment as she came
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Can't reverse the arrow of time
Can't reverse the arrow of love
Can't reverse the arrow of fate
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It was you, working on inedible abstractions
Love and life and death in fractions, it was you
I watched you every moment as you came
TEN LITTLE ALIENS (bouncy) Volcano, CA 26 Aug 2001
Ten little aliens, dropping down from heaven
Three were hit by interceptors, now there's only seven
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Seven little aliens, standing at my door
Three went off with Men In Black, now there's only four
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Four little aliens, probing in my mind
Three of'em fissioned, two fissioned again, now they're up to nine
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Nine little aliens blast off into the sky
Leaving me alone here, to drink and wonder why
UNNATURAL (jivey) Forestville, CA 27 Aug 2001
We accept our natural gifts
We accept unnatural gifts
Which do we love more?
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We read natural history
And unnatural history
Where do we learn more?
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We do good old natural sex
We enjoy unnatural sex
With an alien whore
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Living an unnatural life
Taking an unnatural life
First one out the door
FAT TIME (gospel) Forestville, CA 29 Aug 2001
I was just sixteen and madly in love
She was just fourteen and black as a dove
We wrapped our tongues in a 'rithmetic riddle
Waiting for time to grow fat
Waiting for time to grow fat
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We were all hands and pimples, wading thru summer
Sweating like pitiful puppies in the heat
Round-topped and ragged and heavy with hormones
Waiting for time to grow lean
Waiting for time to grow lean
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I was just twentyone and raging with lust
She was just nineteen and had a good bust
We wrapped our bodies in romantic riddles
Waiting for time to grow bold
Waiting for time to grow bold
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We were all glands and glamour, wading thru winter
Freezing like actuaries' hearts in the cold
I felt her tattoos every time I rolled over
Waiting for time to grow old
Waiting for time to grow old
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[instrumental]
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We were just homo sapiens, dancing with flesh
Feeling our lives shooting by in a flash
We wrapped our tongues in a 'rithmetic riddle
Waiting for time to grow fresh
Waiting for time to grow fresh
Waiting for time to grow fresh
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