Lambda Phase: 2002(7)


I LOVE YA, Y'KNOW [slow soul/R&B] Santa Rosa, CA 20 July 2002

[chorus:] I love ya, I love ya, I love ya, y'know - I need ya so much, I need yer touch I've needed ya ever since I was born I need ya like a weevil needs corn I need ya like a luzer needs porn [chorus] - And yer so hot, I need what ya got I love ya like a garden needs rain I love ya like a psycho needs pain C'mon and hit me, again and again [chorus] - [bridge:] Baby yer so sweet, ya shoved me off my feet And baby yer so bold, ya keep me from growing old And baby when you shag, y'know I just have to beg And then, and then, and then, you bite my leg... - I get lost when I wander down your road I need ya like a pyro needs fire I need ya like a wirehead needs a wire And then ya drown me in an ocean of desire [chorus] - [repeat and fade]

I COULD DIE [cowboy] Santa Rosa, CA 21 July 2002

I'm just an old bear strangler I choked old bears with grace and ease But now a bear is strangling me And I'm so lonesome, I could die - I'm just a master baiter I baited my masters every day But now my masters are baiting me And I'm so slimy, I could die - I'm just an old fire starter I started old fires with flint and steel But now the fires are burning in me And I'm so char-broiled, I could die And I'm so char-broiled, I could die

SHE LOOKED IN THE WINDOW (Over And Under And) [lyric folky] Lodi, CA 23 July 2002

She looked in the window that's set in my chest - She said, "I see your heart beating, but what's all that other stuff?" The rest of me's functioning at some other level - [chorus:] I'm over and under and under and over And over and under for you - She looked in the window that's set in my head - She said, "I see your brain sizzling, but why all the drama?" I told her that thinking has weird side-effects [chorus] - [bridge:] It's not just physiology, or abnormal psychology Or some kind of pathology that's stuck in my spine It's more than epiphany, or a Saturday litany That tells me you're mine, you're mine, you're mine, you're mine [howl] - She looked thru the culvert that's cut thru my soul - She said, "I see your concerns, but what's all that wriggling stuff?" I care what you're thinking, I care how you feel I care whether you're just a snack or a meal So now I'll go crawl one more turn 'round the wheel - [chorus:] I care if you're under and over and under And under and over for me

BUST YOUR BUNS NOW [rolling Zulu chant] Clements, CA 23 July 2002

[G-C-G-D - very rhythmic] ba-bah-ba-ba-bah, bu-bum-bu-bu-bum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum - You're rolling along in the sun, in the sun now Then you fall, bust your buns, bust your buns now So you get up, gotta run, gotta run now Fall again, bust your buns, bust your buns now ba-ba-ba-ba, bu-bu-bu-bu, da-da-da-da, du-du-du-du ... - You think that you're winning in the game, in the game now Then you lose, bust your buns, bust your buns now Used to be so much fun, so much fun now Then it bites, bust your buns, bust your buns now ba-ba-ba-ba, bu-bu-bu-bu, da-da-da-da, du-du-du-du ... - [bridge:] Ev'ry day, you get too lazy Ev'ry day, your heart gets rusted Ev'ry day, your life goes crazy Ev'ry day, your buns get busted, Busted, busted, da-da-da-da - You was cute, you's the one, you's the one now Then you sag, bust your buns, bust your buns now You were good, you were good with your gun now Then you shoot, bust your buns, bust your buns now ba-ba-ba-ba, bu-bu-bu-bu, da-da-da-da, du-du-du-du ...

TICK-TOCK [slow whiney techno] Jackson, CA 23 July 2002

[A] She tied him to the pendulum and Set the blade a-swinging - It went: Tick - tock - tick - tock Just a moment of vertigo, and Then his head cleared up - It went: Tick - tock - tick - tock - [B] The pendulum is carrying him To heights he never knew - Listen: Tick - tock - tick - tock I bet you'd never think that She would do the same to you - Listen: Tick - tock - tick - tock - [A] The hands of time swing round and round The ground is moving back and forth - Just: Tick - tock - tick - tock It's just a matter of gravity, just Elementary physics - Listen: Tick - tock - tick - tock - [repeat B] [instrumental] - [A] The master spring is winding down, The pendulum - is - slow-ing - Tiiick - tockkk - tiiick - tockkk And no-body will un-derstand a Sin-gle word you're say-ing when you Talkkk - talkkk - talkkk - talkkk Talkkk - talkkk - talkkkkkk...

FIND A NEW FRIEND [C&W waltz] Pine Grove, CA 23 July 2002

She laughed in my face so I moved it around Stuck my nose in my ear and my eye in my *pocket* She said I was dim, not the brightest of men So I stuck my tongue in the light *socket* - [chorus:] But I couldn't do anything to please her, please her So I think that I'll find a new friend - She told me to pack up and move my stuff out Then she slamed the door shut and she *locked-it* She threw my bags out the window and laughed So I just looked up and said, "*Fock-it!*" [chorus] - I'm never a felon, I never get violent I don't want to stand in that *docket* So I'll strap headphones on, blast my brain with loud sound I'll shake-it and roll-it and *rock-it* [chorus]

ANOTHER WOMAN [samba] Dixon, CA 23 July 2002

[Am-G-F-E with 6ths, 4ths, Maj.7ths] [rhythm] - Well I saw the spi-der wo-man, She had sil-ver shining ha-air And she turned her complex eyes on me And caught me with her stare - She said, "Boy, what are you doing? Is your politics as sticky As my incandescent web?" Which she dropped around my head - [rhythm] - Well I saw the panther wo-man She was hang-ing in her tre-ee And she yawned with vi-tal luxury And took the measure of me - She said, "Boy, what are you doing here? You're stan-ding awful close" And she laid an alabaster claw Right against my throat - [rhythm] - Well I saw the anaconda girl Come sliding thru the gra-ass - She said, "Boy, what are you thinking here?" And knocked me on my a-ass And she wrapped herself around me And she gave a snakey hug And she sucked the breath right out of me And filled me with her drug - [rhythm] - Well I saw the sweet volcano girl With flames around her head - She said, "Boy, why are you living here, and When will you be dead (dead)?" And they threw the virgins into her And they ran (ran) from her flashings And she sent her lava tendrils out Which so arroused my passion - [rhythm]

THE BIRDS [techno chaos] Santa Rosa, CA 29 July 2002

Birds are pecking my eyes out [loud noise] - I don't care, I'm really stoned [loud noise] - The sky ain't falling, I'm levitating [loud noise] - Everything's going exactly as planned [loud noise] - It's such a wonderful day today [loud noise] [repeat and mix]

I HATE THE CEILING [bluesy] Santa Rosa, CA 29 July 2002

I hate the ceiling / the ceiling is white The ceiling is textured / the ceiling is bumpy When I look up, I see your face in the ceiling I hate the ceiling / where the fock are you? - I hate the ceiling / the ceiling is up there A lid on my brain / a lid on my cares There's spiders crawling / and flies landing I hate the ceiling / mosquitoes and all - I hate the ceiling / there's nothing written I hate the ceiling / I'm terribly bitten I hate the ceiling / gimmee a shotgun I hate everything / run run run run run

LIGHTS, CAMERA, RELIGION GODZ [C&W] Santa Rosa, CA 30 July 2002

Lights, camera, religion / She's putting her ministry online Saving souls by wire / Lights, camera, religion - Lights, camera, religion / Holy water be damned She's got interactive redemption / Lights, camera, religion - Lights, camera, religion / Total media immersion She's laying hands on electrons / Lights, camera, religion - Lights, camera, religion / Put your hands on your computer Feel the healing power / Lights, camera, religion - Lights, camera, religion / Holy virtual reality Pass the basket to PayPal / Lights, camera, religion - Lights, camera, religion / Don't be a humble church mouse The spirit flows thru your joystick / Lights, camera, religion - Lights, camera, religion / Switch to high-res salvation Logon to eternal life / Lights, camera, religion

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY [techno-folky] Santa Rosa, CA 30 July 2002

It's a beautiful day at the DMV Listening to the cellphone symphony Waiting with unwashed humanity I love it all, love it all, love it all - It's a beautiful day on the expressway Enjoying the horn-honking symphony Digging road-range while the bumper-cars play I love every moment, every moment - It's a beautiful day at the big-box store Stomping the endless concrete floor Queued forever while the loudspeakers roar I love it all, love it all, love it all - It's a beautiful day at the elevator Sampling each farting hallucinator Knowing for sure I'll die sooner than later I love every whiff, whiff, whiff, whiff....

BABY JESUS, BABY JESUS GODZ [honky-tonky] Vallejo, CA 31 July 2002

"May the Baby Jesus shut your mouth and open your mind" --1960s San Francisco LSD slogan O, the Baby Jesus has opened my eyes Yeah, the Baby Jesus has shut my mouth Now, I can see a foot-long hot dog And I can see a dozen sugared donuts But I can't get my mouth around'em Take me home, Baby Jesus, take me home O, the Baby Jesus has opened my mouth And the Baby Jesus has closed my mind Now, I can taste potent abstractions And I see hexadecimal fractions But I can't get my mind around'em Take me home, Baby Jesus, take me home O, the Baby Jesus has opened my mind Dig, the Baby Jesus has shut my ears I know there are songbirds singing I know there are churchbells ringing But I can't get'em into my ears Take me home, Baby Jesus, take me home O, the Baby Jesus has opened my ears Yeah, the Baby Jesus has closed my heart Your prayers are loud and frenzied Your pleas are nearly demented But I can't get my heart around'em Take me home, Baby Jesus, take me home O, the Baby Jesus has opened my heart And the Baby Jesus has opened my wounds And the salt of love pours into me The waves of time wash over me And my wounds sing out like nightingales Take me home, Baby Jesus, take me home

Now Let's DANCE [fast dance rock] Vallejo, CA 31 July 2002

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump The skies are filled with giant insects Giant insects from Mexico, giant insects from Mexico [chorus1:] Now let's DANCE! (da da da da da da da da da da da) Now let's DANCE! (da da da da da da da da da da da) - The skies are filled with smokey clouds Smokey clouds from Texaco, smokey clouds from Texaco [chorus1] - My brain is filled with little bubbles Little bubbles from PepsiCo, yeah little bubbles from Pepsico [chorus1] - My brain is performing many functions And all it takes is liposuction, yeah all it takes is liposuction [chorus2:] Let's a-DANCE! (da da da da da da da da da da da) Yeah let's DANCE! (da da da da da da da da da da da) - The sky is filled with glowing cones Glowing cones from Arizona, glowing cones from Arizona [chorus2]

YER FAVORITE PSYCHO [rocker] Rio Vista, CA 31 July 2002

Y'know, I like you so much Y'know, I live for your touch I want ya wherever you go [chorus:] I wanna be yer fave-o-rite PSY-cho I wanna be yer fave-o-rite PSY-cho - Y'know that I li-ike yer hair Everything that you've got in there I wanna watch it spark and glow [chorus] - [bridge:] O it's not easy, lovin' you so Followin' you wherever you go Standin' out in the rain and snow In the rain and snow, in the rain and snow... - Y'know, I dream about you And everything that you do And every square inch that you show [chorus]

ISN"T LIFE LIKE THAT [medium techno] Ione, CA 31 July 2002

da dum da da-dah, da dum da da-dah Another day and another dollar Another shout and another holler Another leader, another follower Isn't life li-ike that? - A little sex and a little pain A little storm and a little rain A little more life runnin' down the drain, well Isn't life li-ike that? - [bridge:] Another time that ya wanna treasure Another mind that ya wanna measure Another pilfer, another pleasure And another, another, another... - Another day and another night Another wrong and another right Another fist and another fight, yeah Isn't life li-ike that? Li-ike that? - Another bill and another beak Another frill and another freak Another word that ya just can't speak, yeah And li-ife's li-ike tha-at!

NOW SHE'S GOTTA PEE [drum'n'bass] Volcano, CA 31 July 2002

She walked down the street And she knocked on a friend's door And they drank some beer [chorus:] And now she's gotta pee, and now she's gotta pee (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da dah) - She went into the garage And she made a recording And she played it back loud [chorus] - She went to the health spa And put on exercise togs And sweated on the treadmill [chorus] - She went to the library And checked out some magazines And looked at all the pictures [chorus] - She went to the ocean Skinny-dippin, body-surfin' Wallowing, beluga-ing [chorus]



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