February 9, 1996
Bill Anderson, Presdent,Editor and Writer
Tom Anderson, Contributing Writer


FOOTBALL:
To get scoring updates go out of this file and then go back in.Thank you.



Super Bowl Postgame Commentary

I would give Deion Sanders the nickname 'microwave' because he gets burned on the inside first.

Oh yeah, Dad! If the steelers had used Kordell Stewart more they would of won!


How I made my internet page

by Bill Anderson
Ok, so I'm a kid. And do you know what? I am going to tell you how I made this web page! So, here's how I did my web page. (Audience is snoring.)First I had to learn all the HTML tags. (Dad, off with the H2 and H1 stuff, okay?)Next comes the publicizing, uploading and writing (oh yeah, and I drew that cartoon in Corel draw.). Taaaa daaaaaa, I'm done.

Bill the Canadian by Bill Anderson

California Greens Review

by Bill Anderson
This is one of The best driving ranges around! Rewiew:
Teaching: ****
Friendliness:****
Atmosphere:****
Overall:(Drum Roll)****
Their address is 6705 Petaluma Hill Road, Penngrove.

Chess Football

by Bill Anderson
Here are the rules how to play chess football:

  1. Get out that chess board with all the pawns and pieces.
  2. On offense, 5 pawns are OLs, 2 rooks are WRs, 1 bishop is a TE, 2 Knights are RBs, and the king is the QB.
  3. On defense, 2 rooks are CBs, 4 pawns are DE and DTs, 3 bishops are LBs (go get another chess set), and 2 knights are SS and FS.
  4. The pieces and pawns move and capture like they normally do in chess.
  5. Any pieces and pawn that is NOT mentonted in rules 3 and 4 is taken out of play.
  6. The line of scrimmage is the 4th rank the offense is facing.
  7. The end zones are the 1st rank and the 8th.
  8. You, with the penny used for a ball, in 1 of your players hands, must get it to the farthest rank.
  9. The king may throw the ball when he is in check or move.
  10. You have 1 down to get the ball 2 ranks.

IHL Game of the month
Bill's opinon:

Purvis wrecks the show

At the Cow Palace, The Atlanta Knights played the S.F. Spiders! The Atlanta Knights jumped out to a early 2-0 lead, but the spiders fought back to force a shootout! After 3 rounds, the shootout score was 1-0, Knights. The Knights slipped one by, and the spiders had to score 2 straight to even have a chance to win.Purvis skated to the left, and shot right. Boing! The puck caromed off the Knights goaltender and the game was over.

Tom's opinon:

Purvis saved the game!

They should have let Purvis shoot first. Also, he couldn't have wrecked the show, because it was his goal that got them to the shootout in the first place.

The Spiders need to work on their shootouts. Shootouts do count in the standings, so they should practice more so that they can get a better shot at getting more points. For example, they might practice going top shelf instead of always aiming for the five-hole.

Standings!

NHL

Northeast Division          W   L    T    PTS    GF     GA
    Pittsburgh............. 58  35  19   4  260  193   74      
    Montreal............... 59  29  23   7  188  177   65      
    Hartford............... 57  25  26   6  164  178   56      
    Boston................. 57  24  25   8  196  202   56      
    Buffalo................ 58  23  29   6  167  182   52       
    Ottawa................. 58  12  43   3  138  220   27       
   

   Atlantic Division       GP   W   L   T   GF   GA  Pts   
   
    NY Rangers............. 59  34  14  11  212  162   79      
    Florida................ 59  35  17   7  205  163   77     
    Philadelphia........... 57  29  17  11  199  151   69     
    Washington............. 58  28  23   7  165  155   63     
    Tampa Bay.............. 58  26  24   8  177  189   60      
    New Jersey............. 58  25  25   8  146  141   58       
    NY Islanders........... 56  16  32   8  164  217   40      
   

Western Conference

   Central Division        GP   W   L   T   GF   GA  Pts   
   
    Detroit................ 57  42  11   4  215  129   88       
    Chicago................ 59  32  16  11  205  153   75       
    St Louis............... 59  25  24  10  160  171   60      
    Toronto................ 60  25  25  10  178  178   60      
    Winnipeg............... 57  23  30   4  194  207   50      
    Dallas................. 58  16  31  11  165  205   43       
   

   Pacific Division        GP   W   L   T   GF   GA  Pts  
   
    Colorado............... 59  32  17  10  232  170   74      
    Vancouver.............. 60  23  23  14  218  204   60      
    Calgary................ 60  22  27  11  175  185   55       
    Los Angeles............ 61  18  29  14  197  224   50       
    Edmonton............... 58  21  31   6  159  218   48       
    Anaheim................ 59  21  33   5  164  195   47      
    San Jose............... 59  13  40   6  182  256   32  

                                           

Badminton, the World's Fastest Sport

The velocity of the bird (also know as shuttle or shuttlecock) has been measured at over 200 miles per hour!

Badminton became a full Olympic sport at the Barcelona Games in 1992. It is played by men and women in singles, doubles and mixed doubles, and promises to be one of the most exciting events of the 1996 Games. Don't miss it, this may be your last chance for a while because the networks haven't discovered this sport yet.

Expect China, Indonesia, Korea, and at least one European country to do well in Olympic Badminton.

You can find more badminton information provided by a guy from Santa Rosa, California.

Exotic Sport of the Month

Croquet is the Exotic Sport of the Month! We're talking balls-of-many-colors, wickets, rovers, and roqueting. Come back soon for more news!
This really cool picture is from Croquet by Brian Gottlieb.

Playoff news Chess Standings/Moves.

Links

Settle down and play Java games!

For more information on Super Bowl XXX, don't miss ESPN's SportsZone.

And for the little ones, don't forget: Sports Illustrated For Kids.

For humor: A Cooler World

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