DADDY'S GOT THE BOMB

Copyright 1995, Greg Wickham


 

 

My family still remembers when Daddy's bile rose

Some of our rowdy neighbors went and bloodied Daddy's nose

It pissed him off real good though, and he worked as if possessed

To get those dirty mo-fo's back and show them who was best.

He built somthing to blow them right off their little isle

He figured they'd leave us alone for quite a little while.

 

(Chorus 1)

You think your friends are pretty tough?

Okay then,  Bring 'em on!

Nobody better (expletive deleted) with me

'Cause my Dad's got the bomb.

 

(Chorus 2)

Daddy's got the bomb

Daddy's got the bomb

Life's been safe and fun for us

Since Daddy got his bomb.

 

A while later Daddy had a scuffle with some reds

By then he had my brother Mirv to drop it on their heads

Those filthy bastards had one too, but we knew Dad's was better

Sure, maybe they could kill us all, but Dad would kill them deader

Sometimes my Mommy wondered whether Daddy might be MAD

But then the reds surrendered -- and we owe it all to Dad.

 

Chorus 2

 

Aliens and shoggoths don't get me too uptight

The terror's gone, and since the bomb, I sleep just fine at night

If Cthulhu tries to eat our heads, we'll shove one up his ass

And watch his look of meek surprise as we all have a blast.

 

Chorus 1

 

So if we come to your house I'd advise you -- let us in, and

If we want some of your stuff just hand it over with a grin.

'Cause you don't know what might happen if you don't cooperate

Daddy loves his big red button, and he doesn't like to wait.

 

Chorus 2 twice.