The CharactersHere I have a list of the characters that seen in the game. I wrote some information for each one. I might put up more later on. Conker: The main guy of course! He's matured alot sinse his last game as you can see. Beginning the story as a king of a land unknown to us, he tells the story of how this came to be in this game. Berri: Conker's girlfriend obviously. Conker's friends are concerned about the issue of her being tall and babish, while Conker is short and addorable. Conker gets her out of alot of stews through out the game. She tends to help him out at certain times in the game also. Gregg: A very short grim reaper with a funny voice. He is letting Conker in on a deal made especially for squirrls. That is for each tail Conker collects, the more lives Conker has. Gregg also has a odd disliking for cats, which you will find out the first time you meet him. Which is at the time Conker loses a life for the first time. Birdy: A scarecrow who is usually seen drunk. He teaches Conker how to use the context sensitive buttons early in the game. He sort of spews out the words, being drunk and all. Franky: Oddly, Franky is a pitchfork. His friends, a paint can and paintbrush, see him as a stupid bastard. Franky will become Conker's friend instead of enemy after helping him out with his dumb-ass mistake. Carl/Quentin: Carl is a rude potty mouthed cog who smokes a big cigar. While there is his opposite, a polite cog who smokes a cigarette in one of those fancy pipe thingys. Carl seems to be the one who is in control as they both fight for who gets to be up most of the time. Marvin: A disgusting rat with a real gas problem! Jack the block really wants away with this guy. And who wouldn't? Jugga: This very hot babe is Bugga's girl friend. She also thinks Conker is pretty cute. Just like Bugga, this girl is huge! Conker likes this as she has huge twins also... The Catfishes: These ladies are having bullfish trouble. The head ladie, Mrs. Catfish asks for Conkers help with the offer of money if their' safe is recovered from the Bullfish. Mrs. Queen Bee: She is always having some wasp problems. Her hive is always being stolen since she threw her husband out. She says that he's been out with another woman. That doesn't suprise Conker. Mr. King Bee: He is another achoholic who has plans with a certain sunflower. He was thrown out of the hive but he doesn't care. "Couldn't fit in the fu*ken thing anyway." He says. Tediz: They are just like living teddybears. Except they'd rather kill you than cuddle with you! They are also always armed with a weapon. The squirrls are having a recent war against the Tediz. We all hope the squirrls win don't we? The Fabled Panther King: Basicly a legendary king. He has control over the weasels, so he has them as guards. He wants to drink milk, put is always spilling it because of the table, which has a broken leg. It seems that he and the professor are to dawm stupid to see how simple the solution is! The Professor: A professor who is legless, has a robotic arm, and a robotic eye. He also sits upon a hovering chair. He says the solution to the table problem is to place a red squirrl under it. Sad isn't it? He also deeply hates the king. He is preforming experiments on A Tediz on his spare time... Wayne And The Wankas Gang: A gang of wasps who take interest in stealing Mrs. Queen Bee's hive. They were more up to it when she kicked out her husband. Teza, Baza, Noza, And Jiza: A bunch of dungbeetles that roll balls of poo around all day. They don't know why they have to either. Bullfish: A violent dogfish that is guarding the catfishes' safe. He is very grumpy and will tear any living thing to pieces if he gets half the chance! The Great Mighty poo: Obviously, The great mighty poo is a big pile of sh*t. He talks through singing in opera. he also sings while fighting you. He also sings out threats such as as soon as he defeats you,he'll ram your head up his butt. As you can hear, his song has some odd lyics. Bugga The Knut: A large caveman who thinks his "bone" is bigger than everyone elses. Everyone else sometimes thinks not really of his though, including Conker (and me also). Bull: A bull who really hates the color red. And Conker is in fact red! Conker can have the bull charge at him which is very helpful when you face him. Tediz Experiment: A Tediz the professor has been experimenting on. His eyes and brains are a little girl puppet who has a mind of her own. While his blind bulk and heavy weaponry are the brawn. He has 4 weapons, a buzzsaw, Ballistic "minigun", Magneto lazers, and a warheaded missle launcher. Yikes! Heinrich: A alien that looks alot like he's one from the movie "Aliens". He's a creation of the professor also. When he appears, I won't tell. Haybot: A robot that has a attitude similar to a certain character in "The Terminator". He also has two homing missles. And a large red button on his back that reads, "Do not push". Count Batula: Conker's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather. Who turns out to be a vampire! He says that Conker's key to existance is to fetch him some blood... The Boiler: This boiler doesn't really have a name. He is poncy and has "Huge balls of brass." You may have guessed his weak point... |