The Great Mighty Poo's Lyrics


This little page was added in to show you the lyrics to the song The Great Mighty Poo sings. this peice of woek is uncensered so you can fully understand the lyrics. When sung by the big poo himself, the pitch sounds a bit diffrent.



Verse#1: "I am The Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chochlate starfish. How about some scat you little twat?"

Verse#2: "Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek your in. Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear. How do you think I keep this lovley grin?" (Smiles) "Have somemore caivearare." (Throws some poo at Conker.)

Verse#3: "Now I'm really getting rather mad. Your like a ittley tiddley shity little tagnut. When I knock you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!"
Conker "Your butt?"
"My butt!"
Conker "Your butt?!"
"That's right, my butt!"
Conker "Ewww..."
"My butt!"
Conker "Ehhhhh...!"
"My buuuuuuuuuutt!"

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