Dave Lauerman came up with the original version while playing 7th edition. Following that is my modest proposal for a version for DBM.
![[The Impressive Clergyman
from 'The Princess Bride']](./images/clergyman.gif)
Our Barker, who art in Birmingham,
Hallowed be thy rules; they editions come,
They shall be run -- on Earth
As they are in England.
Give us this bound our needed plus-threes,
And forgive us our rules interps as we
Forgive those who charge us impetuous;
And lead us not into ambushes,
But deliver us from the guy who
Claims he phoned you last night.
Amen.
Our Barker, who art in Birmingham,
Hallowed be thy rules; they versions come,
They shall be run -- on Earth
As they are in England.
Give us this bound our needed six-ones,
And forgive us our rules interps as we
Forgive those who buttock us to death;
And lead us not into spontaneous advances,
But deliver us from the guy who
Claims he e-mailed Richard Bodley Scott last night.
Amen.